Texas Couple Found the Chupacabra

[Godfather]

Think about this, he was talking about your grandmother.  How funny is it now?


Good times.

Speaking of which have you ever wondered if your mom gave your dad a blow job before she kissed you goodnight?


Good times.

[dallaswareagle]

Speaking of which have you ever wondered if your mom gave your dad a blow job before she kissed you goodnight?


Good times.

I didn't until I got married and remembered that smell when I was growing up.

[wesfau2]

Speaking of which have you ever wondered if your mom gave your dad a blow job before she kissed you goodnight?


Good times.

Pssh...everybody knows that married guys don't get blow jobs.

[Snaggletiger]

Pssh...everybody knows that married guys don't get blow jobs.

How come I can't hit the "like" button more than once?

[Saniflush]

How come I can't hit the "like" button more than once?

Same reason why you don't get blowjobs....cause your wife hasn't told you that you can.

[wesfau2]

Same reason why you don't get blowjobs....cause your wife hasn't told you that you can.

Blaow!

[Snaggletiger]

Same reason why you don't get blowjobs....cause your wife hasn't told you that you can.

And?

[dallaswareagle]

Pssh...everybody knows that married guys don't get blow jobs.

Mrs. Dallas said she would (one day) I figure I'll get it on our 25th.

[WiregrassTiger]

I overheard my wife telling one of her friends about how much she likes to give blow jobs. That bitch hasn't given me a knob licker in over 12 years. I don't know where she comes up with some of the...hey. Wait a minute.