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« on: August 26, 2008, 08:12:22 PM »
There is nothing more sexy than a woman with a southern accent.......except that annoying hick that does the Sticks N Stuff commercials.

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« Reply #1 on: August 26, 2008, 09:57:58 PM »
I agree with real southern accents, but  I don't like it when actresses try to do the southern accent thing, like when Reese Witherspoon did Sweet Home Alabama, she layed it on a little thick. I know that she's really from down here somewhere, but the  fake drawl just makes me want to vomit.

Not to hijack, but why is it that everyone likes female southern accents, but male southern accents are taken as being redneck sister-fucking hillbilly?
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« Reply #2 on: August 26, 2008, 10:21:53 PM »
There's something seductive about a woman with that accent. What I find repulsive is a chick with a thick New England accent. Nothing at all sexy about that.

The first thing I expect to hear a dude with a heavy southern drawl say is, "Rawl tahd,"

You're right. There is a distinct difference in perception between the two.
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« Reply #3 on: August 26, 2008, 10:56:24 PM »
There is a difference between a man that talks like a f'in' hillbilly, and a man with a slow, Southern drawl.  This is one Southern girl who melts when a deep, sexy voice calls her "darlin'"...
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« Reply #4 on: August 27, 2008, 12:29:16 AM »
hey darlin'


what do i win!?!
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« Reply #5 on: August 27, 2008, 08:49:17 AM »
There is nothing more sexy than a woman with a southern accent.......except that annoying hick that does the Sticks N Stuff commercials.

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"Sicks n Suff is now open in Flow-rinse."
Translation
"Sticks n Stuff is now open in Florence."


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« Reply #6 on: August 27, 2008, 09:41:04 AM »
There is nothing more sexy than a woman with a southern accent.......except that annoying hick that does the Sticks N Stuff commercials.

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Are you talking about Tina Gordon?  She's just a little too peppy for my tastes.  She has nothing more than a washed up racing car driving career to qualify her for that job.  You can't blame her, but she is a little annoying. 

That being said,  :idhitit: 

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« Reply #7 on: August 27, 2008, 10:32:30 AM »
Are you talking about Tina Gordon?  She's just a little too peppy for my tastes.  She has nothing more than a washed up racing car driving career to qualify her for that job.  You can't blame her, but she is a little annoying. 

That being said,  :idhitit: 



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« Reply #8 on: August 27, 2008, 11:50:21 AM »
Natural and subtle southern accents are awesome. The hokey put on ones just suck.
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« Reply #9 on: August 27, 2008, 12:41:59 PM »
Natural and subtle southern accents are awesome. The hokey put on ones just suck.
Exactly. 

Harry Connick, Jr.?  Makes me melt.    :tongue:

Val Kilmer in Tombstone?  A little fake at times, but he is so fine, it made up for any deficiencies.   :idhitit:

Leo Di Caprio doing that fake accent in nearly every movie - just freaking wrong. :silence:
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« Reply #10 on: August 27, 2008, 08:07:12 PM »
Exhibit A
Poke-able....yes, as long as she keeps her yap shut.

http://www.youtube.com/v/XaimSG9y4C8&hl=en&fs=1

Just a smidgen too hick for me.
« Last Edit: August 27, 2008, 09:35:38 PM by Pell City Tiger »
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« Reply #11 on: August 27, 2008, 08:30:26 PM »
Just a smidgen too hick for me.

You mean trailer trash hick.  I just saw those two commercials for the first time, and all I want to do is smack the shit out of her. 
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« Reply #12 on: August 28, 2008, 10:56:32 AM »
You mean trailer trash hick.  I just saw those two commercials for the first time, and all I want to do is smack the shit out of her. 

She's Jeff Gordon's wife (or sister), right?
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« Reply #13 on: August 28, 2008, 11:47:24 AM »
She's Jeff Gordon's wife (or sister), right?
Neither.  She is from Alabama and drove in a couple of ARCA races and has been "famous" ever since.
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« Reply #14 on: August 28, 2008, 11:58:07 AM »
Her accent tells me she is from northeast Alabama too.  Every part of the state sounds different to me now that I don't live there anymore.
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« Reply #15 on: August 28, 2008, 04:28:35 PM »
Neither.  She is from Alabama and drove in a couple of ARCA races and has been "famous" ever since.
........in that she didn't drive 500 miles with her right turn signal on, or doing 140mph in the inside groove holding up the other 41 cars in the field who want to go 190mph.
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