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Happy Birthday
« on: January 23, 2014, 10:54:20 AM »
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Re: Happy Birthday
« Reply #1 on: January 23, 2014, 11:15:57 AM »
<3  :bowl:!!
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Re: Happy Birthday
« Reply #2 on: January 23, 2014, 11:30:42 AM »
To the bowl :bar:

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Re: Happy Birthday
« Reply #3 on: January 23, 2014, 12:08:48 PM »
Get wasted, pull the brain out in a restaurant during a kid's party, have a stranger paint your fa-

Oh wait...

Um...

Hot chocolate and an episode of House Hunters...International!

Live it up, party animal.
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Re: Happy Birthday
« Reply #4 on: January 23, 2014, 12:10:01 PM »
Happy Birthday fudger!
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Re: Happy Birthday
« Reply #5 on: January 23, 2014, 12:18:24 PM »
Happy Celebration of You Popping out of a womb. You were 9 months old that day. Blow out some candles.  :clap:
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Re: Happy Birthday
« Reply #6 on: January 23, 2014, 12:27:10 PM »
Happy day of burf, mofo!

Like 50 Cent says, "I love to pump crack, love to stay strapped."

That may not be the right song, but it's close enough.
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Re: Happy Birthday
« Reply #7 on: January 23, 2014, 12:29:12 PM »
Get wasted, pull the brain out in a restaurant during a kid's party, have a stranger paint your fa-

Oh wait...

Um...

Hot chocolate and an episode of House Hunters...International!

Live it up, party animal.

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Re: Happy Birthday
« Reply #8 on: January 23, 2014, 12:32:10 PM »
Happy Birthday! 
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Re: Happy Birthday
« Reply #9 on: January 23, 2014, 12:38:20 PM »
 :clap: :rofl: :thumsup: birfday.
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Re: Happy Birthday
« Reply #10 on: January 23, 2014, 12:39:46 PM »
Someone call Guinness because I think I just broke the record for the oldest guy with a bowl cut.  Round and proud, it's how I roll.

Thanks for the well-wishes.  After the week I've had it's very possible for Frank the Tank to break out of me tonight. 

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Re: Happy Birthday
« Reply #11 on: January 23, 2014, 12:40:53 PM »
I have no idea whose birthday it is, but happy birthday!

Well. Apparently its Ogre! HB.
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2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Happy Birthday
« Reply #12 on: January 23, 2014, 12:46:02 PM »
Have a gingervitis filled Birthday!
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Re: Happy Birthday
« Reply #13 on: January 23, 2014, 01:42:31 PM »


Hot chocolate and an episode of House Hunters...International!





Happy Birthday, Ogre!
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Re: Happy Birthday
« Reply #14 on: January 23, 2014, 02:03:34 PM »
This makes me remember one of my most memorable birthdays ever. When I was engaged to the hot chick that has since become the old hag. She told me she had a "very special surprise" for me and that I needed to "get ready and close my eyes and she would be right back."

So, I stripped down ass naked, when in walks our parents, a couple of her friends and Uncle Terry for my surprise birthday party. Surrrrprise! Could you pass that throw pillow, please?
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Re: Happy Birthday
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Re: Happy Birthday
« Reply #16 on: January 23, 2014, 04:15:25 PM »
Happy Birthday!
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Re: Happy Birthday
« Reply #17 on: January 23, 2014, 04:57:51 PM »
Happy Birthday!
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Re: Happy Birthday
« Reply #18 on: January 23, 2014, 08:10:41 PM »
Happy birthday, you magnificent day walker you!
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