This makes me remember one of my most memorable birthdays ever. When I was engaged to the hot chick that has since become the old hag. She told me she had a "very special surprise" for me and that I needed to "get ready and close my eyes and she would be right back."
So, I stripped down ass naked, when in walks our parents, a couple of her friends and Uncle Terry for my surprise birthday party. Surrrrprise! Could you pass that throw pillow, please?