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For your afternoon pleasure...
« on: January 03, 2014, 12:56:41 PM »
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: For your afternoon pleasure...
« Reply #1 on: January 03, 2014, 01:10:07 PM »
Many chortles
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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Re: For your afternoon pleasure...
« Reply #2 on: January 03, 2014, 01:23:13 PM »
Guy I know who is one of the .00015 % came by this morning. Usually rational. Good natured. Even had fun with the loss to us. Today?

It's time to make changes in the coaching staff. The kind of game saban is playing just isn't going to work any more. Fat ass offensive linemen getting killed by fast defensive ends. Doesn't matter how many so-called "stars" they have. Just isn't going to cut it any more. Unless saban fires the entire staff and gets somebody like malzahn to run the offense and a defensive guy who understands its about bending and making stops in the red zone we are gonna keep beating the shit out of Kentucky and western Carolina and keep losing to Auburn, A&M, OU and teams like that. I made fun of Stanford's coach for his crappy game plan. Sabans is worse.  He beats teams with mediocre talent but dies on the big stage. Hell if McCoy doesn't get hurt Texas would have broke us like a twig. Notre Dame was an absolute joke. We play a good team and we choke like bitches. I'd be okay if saban just walked away and let us change the culture so we can be competitive over the next 5-10 years. Otherwise it's just gonna be more and more of this.

The aura is broken. The wall is falling. "Dynasty" over.
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If you want free cheese, look in a mousetrap.

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Re: For your afternoon pleasure...
« Reply #3 on: January 03, 2014, 01:45:54 PM »
There's actually something to what the guy said, IMO.  Lord Saybinz has had unmatched success in recent years, but it's evident that he's going to have to make some changes or 2 loss seasons are going to quickly turn into 3-4 loss seasons.  With 20 five-star guys in every recruiting class, they can just line up and out talent 90% of the teams they play.  They don't have to do anything fast paced or innovative.  Play smash mouf and play action when needed.  Suffocating D...win.

But this year, they got exposed by the fast paced teams with talent.  Chokelahomo was #11 going in last night, but let's just call it close enough to top 10.  So, Bama faced 3 top 10 teams who go quick and open it up some.  Gave up 42 to The JFF's, lost to Auburn and OU.  And even Ole Pissed moved it well but kept doing dumb shit at the end of drives.  LS had a month to prepare for them and it appeared that every time OU lined it back up Oregon fast, Bama couldn't even get their linemen set.  Looked discombobulated-inator. 

I hope the man stays stubborn and refuses to change.
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

Re: For your afternoon pleasure...
« Reply #4 on: January 03, 2014, 01:50:56 PM »
I don't know who created it, I'm 40% sure its not really someone who rolls with the tide BUT:


Each and every comment on the main page was hilarious.
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totally unreasonable

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Re: For your afternoon pleasure...
« Reply #5 on: January 03, 2014, 02:24:08 PM »
The thing is, BECAUSE he has fat assed linemen and runs a pro style offense, he gets a lot of five stars who see this as a training ground for the NFL.  Other schools are getting the best athlete they can and using an offense that is fun and exciting with athletes who love to play.

How many kids go to AU for the sole reason that we can get them to the NFL quicker?

If Saban changes, he will stop getting those top recruits. They will be back to losing 6 years in a row to AU...and others.

How stupid to want Saban to change what has gotten him 3 MNCs! Bamturds are idiots.
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