I typically like Patrick, but....
"Do you find yourself after watching film of Alabama feeling scared of how good they are?"
"Yes, Dickfuck. We're terrified of the big bad crimson guys who hit really hard. We wish we didn't have to play this game."
"Do you think you could be friends with Nick Saban?" (smirk)
"Well, I have a respect for him as a coach and I think we have a respect for each other."
"Yeah but do you think you could be friends with him?"
"No. He's an asshole. A total mommy part. Someone you can't be friends with because he's always gameplanning, which is why his program is better than mine."