- Fuck Georgia. Fuck Alabama. Until someone proves they can stop our running game - you know, the one that gashes poor defenses for 400+ yards easily - I believe we'll continue to run on anyone.
Even if Georgia and Alabama are twice as good on defense, we're still pushing 200 yards of rushing.
- I've seen a lot talk about how we don't have a real chance to win out, but forget that noise. This team's offense is a mirror of Alabama's "GOAT OH SABAN PLEASE JIZZ ON MY CHIN" defense. Yeah sure, Alabama's defense has shut out teams and held them to one touchdown in seven games or some bullshit, but their competition has been way down. And Auburn's offense has played that same competition and treated them the exact same way.
We just gash teams on the ground. You cannot stop us.
- But wait...that defense. Yeesh. Our defense may make me question myself! It's just a strange defense. In the 1st quarter, we look like dogshit. We get gashed on the ground the same way we gash teams ourselves. The opposition can just toss the ball in the air and their guy is guaranteed to catch it. Their quarterback can run all over us if he wants.
But then we settle down and seem to play a lot better in scoring defense, but we still give up yards.
I just don't know. I can't figure it out.
- Predictions right now based on a few beers and Tennessee:
1. Auburn 49 - Georgia 42
2. Earthquake 1 - Alabama 0.