Taking Halloween Too Far

[Kaos]

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2013/10/23/university-tells-students-to-avoid-offensive-halloween-costumes/?intcmp=trending

http://"If you are planning to celebrate Halloween by dressing up in a costume, consider the impact your costume decision may have on others in the CU community,” Gonzales said. “... making the choice to dress up as someone from another culture, either with the intention of being humorous or without the intention of being disrespectful, can lead to inaccurate and hurtful portrayals of other peoples’ cultures in the CU community.”

Ok so...

Cowboy - Out, might piss off Indians.
Indian - Out, might piss off Cowboys
Batman - Out, might piss off Marvel fans
Sherlock Holmes - Out, might piss off Brits
Football Player - Out, might piss off nerds
Nerd - Out, might piss off nerds
Witch - Out, might piss of Wiccans
Devil - Out, might piss off atheists
Jesus, Moses, Nun, Priest, Friar - Out, might piss off Christians and atheists
Any Animal - Out, might piss off vegans
Any vegetable - Out, might piss off carnivores
Clown - Out, might piss off rodeo professionals
Gangster - Out, might piss off Italians
Cheech/Chong - Out might piss off Mexicans
KISS - Out, might piss of Jann Wenner
Vampire - Out, might piss off Goths
Zombie/Ghost - Out, might piss off someone who recently lost a loved one
GW Bush - Out, might piss off socialists
Obama - Out, might piss off anybody with a job and insurance
Vader/Skywalker/Chewbacca - Out, might piss off Trekkies
Kirk/Bones/Spock - Out, might piss off people who don't believe in science fiction

I'll dress up as me.  That will piss off everybody.