LMAO!!!
NOAA: "Malware Virus? Okay, lets run a virus scan on all the computers, locate the virus...then wipe it out."
EDA: "Malware Virus?!?! HOLY SHIT, WHAT THE FUCK IS A MALWARE VIRUS!?!?! WE GOTTA BURN EVERYTHING TO THE GROUND!!!!!"
Department of Commerce: (the next day) "Ummm, what the fuck happened to the building?"