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Happy Birthday to my.....
« on: July 19, 2013, 09:31:07 PM »
.....future babies momma. Happy birfday Teebubya.

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Re: Happy Birthday to my.....
« Reply #1 on: July 19, 2013, 10:23:49 PM »
Happy birthday darlin'!
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Re: Happy Birthday to my.....
« Reply #2 on: July 19, 2013, 11:55:30 PM »
Happy Birthday!!!  I have made a donation to NHOP in your name...
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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Re: Happy Birthday to my.....
« Reply #3 on: July 20, 2013, 09:48:46 AM »
happy birthday!!
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Re: Happy Birthday to my.....
« Reply #4 on: July 20, 2013, 09:56:47 AM »
Happy Birthday! Have a great one!
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Re: Happy Birthday to my.....
« Reply #5 on: July 20, 2013, 03:06:25 PM »
Thank you, gentlemen.

Oh my stinking heck, my head hurts.

Fuck.

Getting old sucks. The inability to party like I used to has been the most devastating part so far.
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Re: Happy Birthday to my.....
« Reply #6 on: July 20, 2013, 06:52:39 PM »
Happy Birthday!
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Re: Happy Birthday to my.....
« Reply #7 on: July 20, 2013, 09:28:39 PM »
Happy Birfday to you. Glad you are getting old.
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Re: Happy Birthday to my.....
« Reply #8 on: July 20, 2013, 11:11:50 PM »
Quote from: Tiger Wench on July 20, 2013, 03:06:25 PM
Thank you, gentlemen.

Oh my stinking heck, my head hurts.

Fuck.

Getting old sucks. The inability to party like I used to has been the most devastating part so far.

You just need more practice.
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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Re: Happy Birthday to my.....
« Reply #9 on: July 20, 2013, 11:19:17 PM »
Quote from: Buzz Killington on July 20, 2013, 11:11:50 PM
You just need more practice.

Maybe. Or perhaps I should have just learned from your experience at the last X Gate, and stopped *before* the room started spinning.
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Re: Happy Birthday to my.....
« Reply #10 on: July 20, 2013, 11:35:03 PM »
Quote from: Tiger Wench on July 20, 2013, 11:19:17 PM
Maybe. Or perhaps I should have just learned from your experience at the last X Gate, and stopped *before* the room started spinning.

That's another possibility.
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Re: Happy Birthday to my.....
« Reply #11 on: July 21, 2013, 10:52:18 PM »
Happy Belated Birthday!  I hope you a good 29th!  I was out of town painting and shit.
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Re: Happy Birthday to my.....
« Reply #12 on: July 22, 2013, 06:36:57 AM »
Quote from: AWK on July 21, 2013, 10:52:18 PM
Happy Belated Birthday!  I hope you a good 29th!  I was out of town painting and shit.

Yeah, this.
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Re: Happy Birthday to my.....
« Reply #13 on: July 22, 2013, 12:31:42 PM »
Happy Belated!  XOXO!
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Re: Happy Birthday to my.....
« Reply #14 on: July 22, 2013, 03:45:09 PM »
Sorry. I spent the weekend on the lake trying to drink away my sunburn. Birthdays are great this time of year. A big wet late happy birthday to you.
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4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Happy Birthday to my.....
« Reply #15 on: July 22, 2013, 04:14:46 PM »
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Re: Happy Birthday to my.....
« Reply #16 on: July 23, 2013, 11:04:06 AM »
Happy belated!  I made a sandwich for you...but then I ate it.
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Re: Happy Birthday to my.....
« Reply #17 on: July 23, 2013, 11:36:17 AM »
Happy lated burfsday wishes.  Hope you had a good one.
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