Ruining Golf

[Kaos]

I know this is all about football, Auburn football to be exact, but I've got something else on my mind.

If you're watching a golf tournament why the hell are you calling or emailing to tattle on some possible rules violation you think you may have seen?  And beyond that, why would the USGA listen to you? 

Can you imagine the NBA reviewing the tape and awarding Miami the win in Game One of the Finals because a few fans called to complain that Tony Parker actually traveled on the shot that would have won it for the Spurs?

Can you imagine how long the average Alabama football game would take if viewers were allowed to call the SEC Officiating Office during the game to complain about the blatant holding done by the offensive line on every single play? 

It's bad enough that people sitting at home feel compelled to call the golf tournament to rat out players, but worse that the USGA pays attention to the hackers and douchebags who do. 

[CCTAU]

I know this is all about football, Auburn football to be exact, but I've got something else on my mind.

If you're watching a golf tournament why the hell are you calling or emailing to tattle on some possible rules violation you think you may have seen?  And beyond that, why would the USGA listen to you? 

Can you imagine the NBA reviewing the tape and awarding Miami the win in Game One of the Finals because a few fans called to complain that Tony Parker actually traveled on the shot that would have won it for the Spurs?

Can you imagine how long the average Alabama football game would take if viewers were allowed to call the SEC Officiating Office during the game to complain about the blatant holding done by the offensive line on every single play? 

It's bad enough that people sitting at home feel compelled to call the golf tournament to rat out players, but worse that the USGA pays attention to the hackers and douchebags who do.

Well. Tiger did have babies with that white woman. That has to be a lifetime two stroke penalty right there. I'm gonna tweet that in every match.

[Snaggletiger]

I couldn't agree more.  First, if you're calling to tattle, you need to get a life and a shovel to the face.  Second, it blows my mind that the USGA would even consider taking the call or twat. 

And gallery golf fan guy, here's a word of advice.  If the hole is 600 yards long, I don't care if its Tiger Woods or the long drive world champion....it's not going to GET IN THE HOLE.  So stop fucking yelling that on every single swing.

[Godfather]

And gallery golf fan guy, here's a word of advice.  If the hole is 600 yards long, I don't care if its Tiger Woods or the long drive world champion....it's not going to GET IN THE HOLE.  So stop fucking yelling that on every single swing.

You need that guy in your bedroom. Oh wait thats what your wife says.

[Snaggletiger]

You need that guy in your bedroom. Oh wait thats what your wife says.

I break out my big headed driver for that hole.

[WiregrassTiger]

I break out my big headed driver for that hole.

Me too. I mean, at my house when your. Nevermind.

[GH2001]

I couldn't agree more.  First, if you're calling to tattle, you need to get a life and a shovel to the face.  Second, it blows my mind that the USGA would even consider taking the call or twat. 

And gallery golf fan guy, here's a word of advice.  If the hole is 600 yards long, I don't care if its Tiger Woods or the long drive world champion....it's not going to GET IN THE HOLE.  So stop fucking yelling that on every single swing.

Everything this guy said. Especially Get In The Hole guy. I want to castrate "that guy". Which is ironic seeing as how I'm replying to you.

[Snaggletiger]

Everything this guy said. Especially Get In The Hole guy. I want to castrate "that guy". Which is ironic seeing as how I'm replying to you.

Yeah, that guy needs to be castr......heyyyy....wait just a damn minute.

[Tiger Wench]

Lindsey Vaughn's ex husband tweeted as a joke that he was the one who called the PGA. 

“No problem Master tournament happy to call in and help,” Thomas wrote on his Facebook page, implying that he was the fan who outed Tiger’s mistake! “You always have to keep an eye on those cheaters ,” he added.