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Regional Dialect Maps
« on: June 05, 2013, 06:57:31 PM »
The maps are a visualization of the results of a survey done by a professor at NC State.  He basically asked Americans in different regions how they pronounced certain words, or what words they used to identify specific things (such as crawfish vs. crawdad).

http://www.businessinsider.com/22-maps-that-show-the-deepest-linguistic-conflicts-in-america-2013-6#

Just a few for your previewing pleasure (there are 22 total):





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Re: Regional Dialect Maps
« Reply #1 on: June 05, 2013, 07:03:03 PM »
Why the fuck is Missouri in the SEC? 
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Re: Regional Dialect Maps
« Reply #2 on: June 05, 2013, 07:03:21 PM »
Based on this alone, I think we should forcibly remove Kentucky from the SEC.
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Re: Regional Dialect Maps
« Reply #3 on: June 05, 2013, 07:11:54 PM »
Fuck Philadelphia for being wrong.


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« Reply #4 on: June 05, 2013, 07:16:50 PM »
I like to call it a hoagie but only because that's what DadBill Cosby called it. 
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Re: Regional Dialect Maps
« Reply #5 on: June 05, 2013, 07:29:40 PM »
This one is probably the funniest.  Thanks, Alabama, Mississippi, and possibly Louisiana:

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Re: Regional Dialect Maps
« Reply #6 on: June 05, 2013, 07:36:54 PM »
What's wrong with incorporating myth into our vernacular?
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Re: Regional Dialect Maps
« Reply #7 on: June 05, 2013, 07:52:13 PM »
What's wrong with incorporating myth into our vernacular?

It's racist.
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Re: Regional Dialect Maps
« Reply #8 on: June 05, 2013, 08:01:50 PM »
It's racist.

No, no, no...the devil is as white as you all.
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Re: Regional Dialect Maps
« Reply #9 on: June 05, 2013, 08:06:17 PM »
No, no, no...the devil is as white as you all.

Does that make God black?
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« Reply #10 on: June 05, 2013, 11:41:39 PM »
Here's a guide on how to tawk rite the next time you go to New Orleans.

http://www.gumbopages.com/yatspeak.html
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Re: Regional Dialect Maps
« Reply #11 on: June 06, 2013, 10:10:20 AM »
No, no, no...the devil is as white as you all.
He got big hollow eyes and luv to travel round with a mean ole hound.
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Re: Regional Dialect Maps
« Reply #12 on: June 06, 2013, 11:35:34 AM »
He got big hollow eyes and luv to travel round with a mean ole hound.

Taught me to play this here guitar real good
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Re: Regional Dialect Maps
« Reply #13 on: June 06, 2013, 11:46:29 AM »
He got big hollow eyes and luv to travel round with a mean ole hound.
Well, ain't it a small world, spiritually speaking. Pete and Delmar just been baptized and saved. I guess I'm the only one that remains unaffiliated.
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Re: Regional Dialect Maps
« Reply #14 on: June 06, 2013, 12:21:01 PM »
Well, ain't it a small world, spiritually speaking. Pete and Delmar just been baptized and saved. I guess I'm the only one that remains unaffiliated.

And that is why you remain a man of constant sorrow:

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