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John Parker Wilson takes a shot

John Parker Wilson takes a shot
« on: August 16, 2011, 04:58:34 PM »
Poor little fella never saw it comin'


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Re: John Parker Wilson takes a shot
« Reply #1 on: August 16, 2011, 05:17:57 PM »
He and Opie McBirdieginger have something else in common then.
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Re: John Parker Wilson takes a shot
« Reply #2 on: August 16, 2011, 05:19:49 PM »
Opie McBirdieginger

I chortled my shorts
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Re: John Parker Wilson takes a shot
« Reply #3 on: August 16, 2011, 05:25:34 PM »
I gagged every time they called that bastard's name last night.
« Last Edit: August 16, 2011, 05:26:52 PM by Tiger Wench »
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Re: John Parker Wilson takes a shot
« Reply #4 on: August 16, 2011, 05:32:10 PM »
Finebaum started the show talking about how phenomenal McElroy did. He said he expected him to be a regular guest in their studio, but it looks like he'll be busy. Actually said that Mark Sanchez was sweating bullets that his days are numbered, and wasn't being sarcastic.
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Re: John Parker Wilson takes a shot
« Reply #5 on: August 16, 2011, 05:37:43 PM »
I didn't watch the game or see any highlights.  I just clicked the box score expecting to see extremely shitty numbers, kind of surprised.  An 82 qb rating with 200 yards and a TD isn't terrible.  Now, he's not close to taking Sanchez's job or being a starter in the NFL, but I expected much worse judging by you fuckers.  He must have mixed some incredibly shitty passes in with those numbers to get such bad reviews. 

Or maybe yall just hate him.
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Re: John Parker Wilson takes a shot
« Reply #6 on: August 16, 2011, 05:42:34 PM »
I didn't watch the game or see any highlights.  I just clicked the box score expecting to see extremely shitty numbers, kind of surprised.  An 82 qb rating with 200 yards and a TD isn't terrible.  Now, he's not close to taking Sanchez's job or being a starter in the NFL, but I expected much worse judging by you fuckers.  He must have mixed some incredibly shitty passes in with those numbers to get such bad reviews. 

Or maybe yall just hate him.

I'm going with...uuummm......hate him.

In all seriousness, I watched about 3 series.  Saw him throw an int. that I think was called back.  Two sacks and then one series where he moved them pretty well.
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Re: John Parker Wilson takes a shot
« Reply #7 on: August 16, 2011, 06:01:58 PM »
I will say I would take JPW over Brodie.  Not sure that is a ringing endorsement but if Brodie can make a few bucks in the NFL, I'm sure JPW can too.
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Re: John Parker Wilson takes a shot
« Reply #8 on: August 16, 2011, 06:41:34 PM »
He and Opie McBirdieginger have something else in common then.

I guess you could say JPW got up "gingerly" after taking that hit...
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Re: John Parker Wilson takes a shot
« Reply #9 on: August 16, 2011, 07:05:45 PM »
Jason Campbell>McElroy>Wilson>Croyle
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Re: John Parker Wilson takes a shot
« Reply #10 on: August 16, 2011, 10:40:45 PM »
Nice to see JPW get creamed.

Also nice that it happened in a Falcons uniform.
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Re: John Parker Wilson takes a shot
« Reply #11 on: August 17, 2011, 12:59:55 AM »
I loved hearing the announcers say that "this is what a real Pro Style Offense looks like"...then he gets sacked.
« Last Edit: August 17, 2011, 01:01:54 AM by The Prowler »
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Re: John Parker Wilson takes a shot
« Reply #12 on: May 16, 2013, 10:34:23 AM »
I loved hearing the announcers say that "this is what a real Pro Style Offense looks like"...then he gets sacked.
+10   #winning
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Re: John Parker Wilson takes a shot
« Reply #13 on: May 16, 2013, 10:46:03 AM »
+10   #winning

Bottomfeeder, I have a question -

About twenty five years ago, did you hack into a TV station and dress up as Max Headroom? 
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Re: John Parker Wilson takes a shot
« Reply #14 on: May 16, 2013, 10:53:14 AM »
Bottomfeeder, I have a question -

About twenty five years ago, did you hack into a TV station and dress up as Max Headroom?

LOL! I can't remember because my head was encased in tinfoil.
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Re: John Parker Wilson takes a shot
« Reply #15 on: May 16, 2013, 11:08:18 AM »
+10   #winning

What were you looking for when you decided to respond to this thread that is nearly 2 years old?
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Re: John Parker Wilson takes a shot
« Reply #16 on: May 16, 2013, 11:12:25 AM »
What were you looking for when you decided to respond to this thread that is nearly 2 years old?

A link
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Re: John Parker Wilson takes a shot
« Reply #17 on: May 16, 2013, 11:24:33 AM »
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Re: John Parker Wilson takes a shot
« Reply #18 on: May 16, 2013, 11:27:32 AM »
And a youtube video.

Exactly, for the other thread "Biggest Bust".
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