I had the most absurd nightmare. I was poor and no one liked me. I lost my job, I lost my house, Penelope hated me and it was all because of this terrible, awful Negro.
Introducing the Ratburger, the newest 'affordable cuisine' from China! When you buy our Ratburger, you get a free Melamine Milkshake, made with extra melamine that causes permanent kidney damage! But kidney damage is cool, because you get to experience the joys of dialysis for the rest of your life, so what's not to like?
Care for some gopher?If you've eaten squirrel, you've ate a rat. I see no difference - except for the hairy tail.
No, a third of a gopher would only stir up my hunger without bedding it back down again.