DJ Fluker's thank you letter to the bama nation...

[The Prowler]

I wont to thank erybody fo duh help . Coach Watson in foly fo all the help wif my gradez. Thanks to aluhbamuh fo my whip and dem dope soots. Big showt out to hot whillz fo my rimz, dey cool ass six fowz. Big thanks to muh favrit homie, coach sabin, you made all my dreemz come that the troof. Thanks to whoever bin payin my billz, da bling, and taken care of my famlee, my momz knew we could pull dis off.

I is happy that i makes it in da nfl. Thank all you did four me. I sorry I twatted bout da $$$ and carz. Thanxs to @auburnhopper for DM me about the "my account was hacked" cover. I was pretty messed up, was having a stripper party, celibratin my nfl draft status and I was pretty sauced and ended up saying & doing some stupid ish.

Thanx for erything,
DJ

PS I'mma keep erything on da low, low...specially bout da boosters dat gave me thangs.

[bottomfeeder]

I wont to thank erybody fo duh help . Coach Watson in foly fo all the help wif my gradez. Thanks to aluhbamuh fo my whip and dem dope soots. Big showt out to hot whillz fo my rimz, dey cool ass six fowz. Big thanks to muh favrit homie, coach sabin, you made all my dreemz come that the troof. Thanks to whoever bin payin my billz, da bling, and taken care of my famlee, my momz knew we could pull dis off.

I is happy that i makes it in da nfl. Thank all you did four me. I sorry I twatted bout da $$$ and carz. Thanxs to @auburnhopper for DM me about the "my account was hacked" cover. I was pretty messed up, was having a stripper party, celibratin my nfl draft status and I was pretty sauced and ended up saying & doing some stupid ish.

Thanx for erything,
DJ

PS I'mma keep erything on da low, low...specially bout da boosters dat gave me thangs.

SHARED, in hopes of finding a translator.

[Buzz Killington]

Damn...somebody hacked Prowler's account.  I bet it was that Sis Boom Bah guy.

[AUownsU]

I have doubts about the letter being real. DJ only uses the word "the" and never uses "da." Atleast not on twitter.

[AUJarhead]

He said that he's in great pain and he wants to know if you can help him.

[Buzz Killington]

leg 'er down a smack 'em yak 'em!

[Jumbo]

Just hang loose blood.

[Token]

This is the third most racist thing I've seen today. 

[AUTailgatingRules]

This is the third most racist thing I've seen today.

You know there is a gay black dude in the news today, right?

[Buzz Killington]

This is the third most racist thing I've seen today.

I can't wait to hear about #s 1 and 2.

[The Prowler]

This is the third most racist thing I've seen today.

CHURCHES LOST DURING HURRICANE SANDY
When hurricane Sandy struck the East Coast, even houses of worship were not spared.

A local television station interviewed a black woman from New Jersey and asked how the loss of churches in the area would affect their lives.

Without hesitation, the woman replied, "I don't know 'bout all those other people, but we ain't gone to Churches in years. We gets our chicken from Popeye's."

The look on the interviewer's face was priceless.

http://www.jtirregulars.com/2013/01/churches-lost-during-hurricane-sandy.html