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Happy Belated to...
« on: April 12, 2013, 11:48:37 AM »
My darling Nookie.  He hit the big 4-0 yesterday and I forgot to post it here.

You are always there to satisfy me - any time, any place, any way I can dream up - even if it is only via your delightful selection of products.

:hop:

Smooches, baby.  Hope it was a Happy Day.
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Re: Happy Belated to...
« Reply #1 on: April 12, 2013, 12:08:06 PM »
Happy birthday you filthy pornographer. 
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You can keep a wooden stake in your trunk
On the off-chance that the fairy tales ain't bunk
And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.

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Re: Happy Belated to...
« Reply #2 on: April 12, 2013, 12:09:03 PM »
Happy Birthdays...pervert.
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Re: Happy Belated to...
« Reply #3 on: April 12, 2013, 12:09:29 PM »
I was very disappointed that there were no birthday specials yesterday.
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Re: Happy Belated to...
« Reply #4 on: April 12, 2013, 12:19:20 PM »
Quote from: Buzz Killington on April 12, 2013, 12:09:29 PM
I was very disappointed that there were no birthday specials yesterday.

Hear here.  I believe a belated birthday 50% sale-a-thon on all black vibrators of 8" or longer would be a great way to......


Err, I mean....happy birthday nookie
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Re: Happy Belated to...
« Reply #5 on: April 12, 2013, 12:25:30 PM »
Happy belated Birthday Nookie!  Hope it was a good one
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Re: Happy Belated to...
« Reply #6 on: April 12, 2013, 12:39:06 PM »
Yep, happy birfday. I bet I know what you were doing on your birthday.
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Re: Happy Belated to...
« Reply #7 on: April 12, 2013, 12:54:12 PM »
Quote from: djsimp on April 12, 2013, 12:39:06 PM
Yep, happy birfday. I bet I know what you were doing on your birthday.

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You can keep a wooden stake in your trunk
On the off-chance that the fairy tales ain't bunk
And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.

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Re: Happy Belated to...
« Reply #8 on: April 12, 2013, 01:00:07 PM »
Do you sell semen flavored cake icing?  Just curious...

Also, happy birthday!
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Re: Happy Belated to...
« Reply #9 on: April 12, 2013, 01:07:15 PM »
Quote from: Vandy Vol on April 12, 2013, 01:00:07 PM
Do you sell semen flavored cake icing?  Just curious...

Also, happy birthday!

You know, sometimes.........
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

Vandy Vol

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Re: Happy Belated to...
« Reply #10 on: April 12, 2013, 01:39:41 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on April 12, 2013, 01:07:15 PM
You know, sometimes.........

Which always reminds me of this song:

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Re: Happy Belated to...
« Reply #11 on: April 12, 2013, 06:02:32 PM »
Happy belated, you awesome smut merchant!
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Re: Happy Belated to...
« Reply #12 on: April 13, 2013, 09:06:19 PM »
Happy Birthday
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Re: Happy Belated to...
« Reply #13 on: April 13, 2013, 09:10:31 PM »
Squint. I don't even know who's b'day it is, but Happy Fuckin' Birthday anyway.
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Re: Happy Belated to...
« Reply #14 on: April 14, 2013, 02:14:31 PM »
Now you get to really enjoy your soapbox derby car.


It's all downhill from here!
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