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Re: Happy Birthday too...
« Reply #20 on: January 24, 2013, 10:38:43 PM »
Are hobbit hands oversized like hobbit feet?  Cause he might not appreciate big hands scale-wise - bring the midget just in case  (or, borrow Kenny Irons' suitcase)

Oh, he'll appreciate it.  Everyone appreciates it when the rusty trombone playin' starts.
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Re: Happy Birthday too...
« Reply #21 on: January 25, 2013, 03:28:37 PM »
Happy birthday from the brown side!
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Re: Happy Birthday too...
« Reply #22 on: January 25, 2013, 06:33:43 PM »
Oh, he'll appreciate it.  Everyone appreciates it when the rusty trombone playin' starts.
AWK says you aren't a good rusty tromboner, because your short arms limit your ability to reach those longer positions

he rates you only 2 *s, due to poor arm length
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Re: Happy Birthday too...
« Reply #23 on: January 25, 2013, 06:59:04 PM »
AWK says you aren't a good rusty tromboner, because your short arms limit your ability to reach those longer positions

he rates you only 2 *s, due to poor arm length

I can pick up couches.
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Re: Happy Birthday too...
« Reply #24 on: January 27, 2013, 10:06:02 PM »
Happy birthday, fucker! I shit on Shane's grave, then stuck a birthday candle in it for you!

I think this might be a winner.
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Re: Happy Birthday too...
« Reply #25 on: January 27, 2013, 10:48:45 PM »
I can pick up couches.

But do you know the format?


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