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A Real Head Coach's Press Conference

A Real Head Coach's Press Conference
« on: November 17, 2012, 09:08:24 PM »
In response to someone calling Russell Sheperd a flop.

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Re: A Real Head Coach's Press Conference
« Reply #1 on: November 17, 2012, 09:14:22 PM »
Say what you will about Les -he's crazy, lucky, occasionally the dumbest person on the planet - but the guy is intense and he gets a lot out of his guys even when it looks lost.

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Re: A Real Head Coach's Press Conference
« Reply #2 on: November 17, 2012, 09:40:51 PM »
Oh my lord.  I love that man.  I'm a girl, and I would kiss him on the mouth.  He is a nut job, but he is AWESOME.
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Re: A Real Head Coach's Press Conference
« Reply #3 on: November 17, 2012, 09:44:07 PM »
Easily best video of the day, +100. Also LSU would be insane to ever get rid of this guy like some of their lunatic fringe fanbase has said over the past couple of years on message boards
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Re: A Real Head Coach's Press Conference
« Reply #4 on: November 17, 2012, 09:48:37 PM »
And now for Coach Chizik...

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Re: A Real Head Coach's Press Conference
« Reply #5 on: November 17, 2012, 09:50:30 PM »
And now for Coach Chizik...

Damn you, Eddie.  I was still laughing from Les's tirade...  Go empty your shitter.
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Re: A Real Head Coach's Press Conference
« Reply #6 on: November 17, 2012, 09:58:33 PM »
Skip to 8:02 for the good stuff
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Re: A Real Head Coach's Press Conference
« Reply #7 on: November 17, 2012, 09:59:39 PM »
Damn, you Eddie.  I was still laughing from Les's tirade...  Go empty your shootter.

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Re: A Real Head Coach's Press Conference
« Reply #8 on: November 17, 2012, 10:37:52 PM »
In keeping with tradition of mentioning watching film in every interview:

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The Auburn coach was happy enough with a 51-7 win over Alabama A&M in Jordan-Hare Stadium, but still reserved judgment on what it all meant, especially since the victory came over a lower-division team, and because Alabama is waiting in the wings.

"I don't know," Chizik said when asked what the game  meant in the scheme of things. "To be able to really assess  that, you've got to watch the film. That's kind of hard to judge."

You're going to have to watch the film to be able to understand what beating Alabama A&M means?  Goddamn dude.  It means your team executed and beat the shit out of A&M.

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Re: A Real Head Coach's Press Conference
« Reply #9 on: November 17, 2012, 11:28:06 PM »
In keeping with tradition of mentioning watching film in every interview:

You're going to have to watch the film to be able to understand what beating Alabama A&M means?  Goddamn dude.  It means your team executed and beat the shit out of A&M.

He (we) are not use to that, so he was confused. (More so than usual)
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Re: A Real Head Coach's Press Conference
« Reply #10 on: November 18, 2012, 12:10:57 AM »
That was better than "I'm forty. I'm a man!"
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Re: A Real Head Coach's Press Conference
« Reply #11 on: November 18, 2012, 01:22:57 AM »
That was better than "I'm forty. I'm a man!"

WHAT A GAME!!!!

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Re: A Real Head Coach's Press Conference
« Reply #12 on: November 18, 2012, 09:32:00 AM »
In response to someone calling Russell Sheperd a flop.



Dude is at once, a clown and a winner as a coach.  I get why his players love and play for him.
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