DENVER—Noting that tonight’s debate against Mitt Romney would last a full hour and a half, Vice President Joe Biden reportedly urged President Obama to “rub one out†so that he could “get pussy off the mind†before taking the stage at 9 p.m. Eastern time. “Look, Barry, you need to keep your head in the game up there, and you sure as shit can’t focus if you’ve got a full load flaring up inside you,†said Biden, telling Obama he should feel free to think about the first lady, “Jill [Biden], or whoever pops into your head while you’re polishing the ol’ Capitol dome.†“Hell, I must’ve yanked the crank a good eight or nine times before my debate with Sarah Palin back in ’08…and a few times after, too, if you catch my drift.†At press time, sources reported seeing the president enter a private bathroom with Biden’s “rare and always reliable†January 1979 edition of Playboy.
with Biden’s “rare and always reliable†January 1979 edition of Playboy.
What's bad is that for some reason I understand the significance of this part.That's the 25th anniversary edition.
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