I need an update, K.
Still don't love it? Can't decide if I am going to pull the trigger on this or not......
Depends on what you already have.
Bigger screen? Pfffttt. Not THAT much bigger.
I had two issues.
1) Cracked screen on my 4. Not that bad but it was pissing me off with the little jagged edge on the corner.
2) No damn space on my 16G. I saw a rainbow that was straight up. No curve, just a pillar of gayness. I wanted to take a picture of it. Oh fuck no. "Cannot take a photo" Yeah, I've got about 1200 songs, one movie and 700 pictures. But I've got to start deleting shit just to take a photo. Curiously the bullshit about no space ONLY started happening once the ship date for the new phones was established but whatever. So I start deleting pictures, killing apps. I hate deleting pictures because I can't remember if I saved them or not so I keep flipping through. I delete 10. Still can't take one. Delete five more. Still won't take a motherfucking picture. Delete three more. Finally. Lets me take a picture. But when I look up? Rainbow is gone. Sun moved, it disappeared. Fuck you iPhone. I started to throw it against the building.
So I was driving by, heard on the radio about lines for the iPhone, saw no line at the AT&T store and said eh.. what the fuck. I'll just get one. I wanted a 64. It only came in white. I didn't want a white phone because it looks gayish and if there are rainbow pictures on it, then just line up for the George Michael restroom stall. So I got a 32 in black.
I really don't see a damn bit of difference between this and the 4. Oh it's lighter. Yeah, it's fucking floating!!
Oh, it has a bigger screen!! Like a quarter fucking inch. Still can't read a damn thing on it without glasses. My
porn movies digital copies of IronMan and Dark Knight aren't any clearer.
It's the same damn phone.
Oh. The maps are shitty. I asked for chinese restaurants near where I was. Apparently San Antonio is near South Alabama.
Double oh. Just try to get a car charger for this battery draining bitch. They don't even exist. And they won't sell you a spare wall charger either. You got the one. That not enough? Fuck you.
I'd buy it again. Just because.
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