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Re: One for the new girl and me...
« Reply #20 on: August 22, 2012, 01:53:26 PM »
Unless you have short arms, most of us can fuck ourselves...

See Bobby Petrino    :haha:
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Re: One for the new girl and me...
« Reply #21 on: August 22, 2012, 02:02:13 PM »


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Re: One for the new girl and me...
« Reply #23 on: August 22, 2012, 02:25:55 PM »
Umm yeah so back to the original HOT topic.....

That, girls and boys, is what a College QB should look like. Holy Fucking SMOKES. I like how everyone jumped on his shit about the swimsuit.... as if any of y'all give one fuck about some of the stupid shit the Clemson girls are wearing in that other thread.....Pfffftttttt.

Though just for the record, I would give anything for an Auburn QB who could throw. Even if he had a third eye.

All that being said.....Rodgers....

I will watch him, I'm sure. But I can NOT will NOT root for Vandy.


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Re: One for the new girl and me...
« Reply #24 on: August 22, 2012, 02:36:17 PM »
Unless you have short arms, most of us can fuck ourselves...

Not like hermaphrodites.  Two words:  dual orgasms.

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Re: One for the new girl and me...
« Reply #25 on: August 22, 2012, 02:38:01 PM »
I will watch him, I'm sure. But I can NOT will NOT root for Vandy.

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Re: One for the new girl and me...
« Reply #26 on: August 22, 2012, 02:44:26 PM »
Umm yeah so back to the original HOT topic.....

That, girls and boys, is what a College QB should look like. Holy Fucking SMOKES. I like how everyone jumped on his shit about the swimsuit.... as if any of y'all give one fuck about some of the stupid shit the Clemson girls are wearing in that other thread.....Pfffftttttt.

Though just for the record, I would give anything for an Auburn QB who could throw. Even if he had a third eye.

All that being said.....Rodgers....

I will watch him, I'm sure. But I can NOT will NOT root for Vandy.

I knew you would have my back.  The boys were all just jealous - like a bunch of catty middle aged women criticizing a hot girl's clothes to try and distract from the fact that her tits and ass would make a dead man drool...

I too would accept an AUQB who makes Andrew Luck look like a fucking GQ coverboy if the guy can throw like Drew Brees.

In the meantime?  To hell with their team - Momma's got some eye candy at Vandy...
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Re: One for the new girl and me...
« Reply #27 on: August 22, 2012, 03:05:09 PM »
Snaggle laughs in both your directions.
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Re: One for the new girl and me...
« Reply #28 on: August 22, 2012, 03:17:21 PM »
Snaggle laughs in both your directions.

I'm rocking the CCTAU Confederate Flag Speedo
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Re: One for the new girl and me...
« Reply #29 on: August 22, 2012, 03:17:48 PM »
Snaggle laughs in both your directions.

As does Jumbo.
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Re: One for the new girl and me...
« Reply #30 on: August 22, 2012, 03:28:07 PM »
I'm rocking the CCTAU Confederate Flag Speedo

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Re: One for the new girl and me...
« Reply #31 on: August 22, 2012, 03:31:29 PM »
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Re: One for the new girl and me...
« Reply #32 on: August 22, 2012, 03:33:23 PM »
That's one hott guy!
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Re: One for the new girl and me...
« Reply #33 on: August 22, 2012, 03:34:09 PM »
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Re: One for the new girl and me...
« Reply #34 on: August 22, 2012, 03:43:46 PM »
I'm rocking the CCTAU Confederate Flag Speedo

Why I gots to be associated with the Confederate Flag Speedo?

The only flag I got is the Merican and AU flag.
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Re: One for the new girl and me...
« Reply #35 on: August 22, 2012, 10:16:46 PM »


If not for the roids, Snaggie, too, could be rocking a Speedo... But the lack of a bulge makes him sad...
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