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Alright, X'ers, Settle This...

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Saniflush

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Re: Alright, X'ers, Settle This...
« Reply #40 on: June 28, 2008, 09:35:22 PM »
Meyer is some sensitive jackass that should have his ass kicked.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Alright, X'ers, Settle This...
« Reply #41 on: June 30, 2008, 10:20:55 AM »
Quote from: Saniflush on June 28, 2008, 09:35:22 PM
Meyer is some sensitive jackass that should have his ass kicked.

He would reply to you with scathing wit...but he's got a case of the Mondays today.
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You can keep a wooden stake in your trunk
On the off-chance that the fairy tales ain't bunk
And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.

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Re: Alright, X'ers, Settle This...
« Reply #42 on: June 30, 2008, 11:54:04 AM »
You'll have to look between Jennifer Anniston's legs to find his ass first.  Cause' John's just a pumpin and a sweatin. 

In a sensitive manner.
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Re: Alright, X'ers, Settle This...
« Reply #43 on: June 30, 2008, 11:58:04 AM »
Quote from: Harvey Birdman on June 30, 2008, 11:54:04 AM
You'll have to look between Jennifer Anniston's legs to find his ass first.  Cause' John's just a pumpin and a sweatin. 

In a sensitive manner.

You don't always have to fuck her hard
In fact sometimes that's not right to do
Sometimes you've got to make some love
And fuckin give her some smoochies too
Sometimes ya got to squeeze
Sometimes you've got to say please
Sometime you've got to say hey
I'm gonna Fuck you softly
I'm gonna screw you gently
I'm gonna hump you sweetly
I'm gonna ball you discreetly
And then you say hey I bought you flowers
And then you say wait a minute sally
I think I got somethin in my teeth
Could you get it out for me
That's fuckin teamwork
Whats your favorite posish?
That's cool with me
Its not my favorite
But I'll do it for you
Whats your favorite dish?
Im not gonna cook it
But ill order it from Zanzibar
And then I'm gonna love you completely
And then I'll fuckin fuck you discreetly
And then I'll fucking bone you completely
But then I'm gonna fuck you hard
Hard
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On the off-chance that the fairy tales ain't bunk
And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.

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Re: Alright, X'ers, Settle This...
« Reply #44 on: June 30, 2008, 02:54:36 PM »
Quote from: wesfau2 on June 30, 2008, 11:58:04 AM
You don't always have to fuck her hard
In fact sometimes that's not right to do
Sometimes you've got to make some love
And fuckin give her some smoochies too
Sometimes ya got to squeeze
Sometimes you've got to say please
Sometime you've got to say hey
I'm gonna Fuck you softly
I'm gonna screw you gently
I'm gonna hump you sweetly
I'm gonna ball you discreetly
And then you say hey I bought you flowers
And then you say wait a minute sally
I think I got somethin in my teeth
Could you get it out for me
That's fuckin teamwork
Whats your favorite posish?
That's cool with me
Its not my favorite
But I'll do it for you
Whats your favorite dish?
Im not gonna cook it
But ill order it from Zanzibar
And then I'm gonna love you completely
And then I'll fuckin fuck you discreetly
And then I'll fucking bone you completely
But then I'm gonna fuck you hard
Hard

I hear ya' tenacious.
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Re: Alright, X'ers, Settle This...
« Reply #45 on: July 10, 2008, 11:19:38 AM »
http://news.yahoo.com/s/eonline/20080703/en_music_eo/392cd050_fbd74d89_b3cf_1f10e4888881

Love the title of this article.

Looks like he's not following my sage advice.
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Re: Alright, X'ers, Settle This...
« Reply #46 on: July 10, 2008, 11:22:37 AM »
Quote from: Thrilla on July 10, 2008, 11:19:38 AM
http://news.yahoo.com/s/eonline/20080703/en_music_eo/392cd050_fbd74d89_b3cf_1f10e4888881

Love the title of this article.

Looks like he's not following my sage advice.

Jeez, now he can't even maintain the cougar relationship whilst banging hot ass on the side.  Rookie move, John.
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