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Another Happy Birthday to...
« on: July 20, 2012, 09:55:41 AM »
War Eagle!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BROTHER!

as a special surprise I got all of your kids together for a birthday message.
« Last Edit: July 20, 2012, 09:57:28 AM by Godfather »
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Re: Another Happy Birthday to...
« Reply #1 on: July 20, 2012, 10:00:58 AM »
Have a good one.  Don't impregnate anyone during the celebration.
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You can keep a wooden stake in your trunk
On the off-chance that the fairy tales ain't bunk
And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.

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Re: Another Happy Birthday to...
« Reply #2 on: July 20, 2012, 10:03:33 AM »
Happy birthday!
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Re: Another Happy Birthday to...
« Reply #3 on: July 20, 2012, 10:30:45 AM »
Happy birthday!  I bought you a condom cake and a blow up doll.  Use them wisely.
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Re: Another Happy Birthday to...
« Reply #4 on: July 20, 2012, 10:34:30 AM »
Yeah.  What they said.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Another Happy Birthday to...
« Reply #5 on: July 20, 2012, 10:46:09 AM »
Vasectomies are free on your birthday!!

Have a happy day!!
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Re: Another Happy Birthday to...
« Reply #6 on: July 20, 2012, 11:09:06 AM »
Oh yeah...well...uh....

I get lots of pussy...
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Re: Another Happy Birthday to...
« Reply #7 on: July 20, 2012, 11:20:17 AM »
Happy Birthday!  The rangers suck dick!
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Re: Another Happy Birthday to...
« Reply #8 on: July 20, 2012, 01:26:57 PM »
Happy Birthday!  The rangers suck dick!
I heard you suck dick at blow jobs.
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Re: Another Happy Birthday to...
« Reply #9 on: July 20, 2012, 01:57:20 PM »
Happy Birthday, traitor!
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Re: Another Happy Birthday to...
« Reply #10 on: July 20, 2012, 02:13:51 PM »
Holy crap. Will you people quit getting old?



You're starting to catch up.....
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Another Happy Birthday to...
« Reply #11 on: July 20, 2012, 05:59:52 PM »
Happy Birthday!
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Re: Another Happy Birthday to...
« Reply #12 on: July 20, 2012, 08:39:59 PM »
Happy birthday, fucker!
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