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Howard, Wes do you have any money?
« on: July 01, 2008, 02:42:06 AM »
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Single mom selling Fla. home, heart online
Real-estate ad offers buyer opportunity to marry ‘Princess Lost in America’

Terry Renna / AP
Deven Trabosh checks her computer for a prospective house buyer — and prospective Prince Charming — at her home in West Palm Beach, Fla. Trabosh, a divorced mother of two, has listed her home online in an effort to sell her house and herself. She hopes that whoever buys the house will share her life.
 
By Kelli Kennedy

updated 2:35 p.m. CT, Fri., June. 27, 2008
PALM BEACH GARDENS, Fla. - She's tried night clubs and online dating sites, but now a 42-year-old single mother is looking for love where everyone else's heart is breaking — the real estate market.

After a year of trying to sell her four-bedroom home and eight years of singledom, Deven Trabosh is offering her South Florida home and a shot at marrying her on the Internet.

"I figured let's combine the ad because I'm looking for love and I'm looking to sell the house," said Trabosh, who teeters around the nearly 2,000 square-foot house in patent leather heels.

"Marry a Princess Lost in America," Trabosh wrote in the ads she posted on eBay and Craigslist last week. She describes a life of romance and travel and a home decorated with vaulted ceilings, upgraded tile and a soaking tub in a gated community with a pool and tennis courts.

Trabosh, a licensed real estate agent who hasn't practiced in years, knew she would struggle to sell the home in the troubled real estate market, but insists her fairytale ad isn't just a sales gimmick.

"I'm struggling...I don't want to lose my house and I want to find somebody," said Trabosh, who changed her name in the ad to Traboscia to keep people from finding her in the phone book. "So I came up with this dream plan because I've always dreamt about being a fairytale princess."

She listed the home for $340,000 on a sell-it-yourself Web site, but upped the price, adding a $500,000 shipping fee to include her companionship on eBay.

Trabosh says eBay removed her ad, though she planned to change the wording and repost it. Under the site's prohibited services policy, eBay does not allow the sale of human beings, body parts or relationships, spokeswoman Catherine England said Friday.

Trabosh hasn't received any serious offers, but says she's had nearly 500 responses, mostly positive, including one from Ottie of Surrey, England, who e-mailed to say, "You are offering the perfect life with the perfect American princess."

She whips out her laptop to show off a picture of Claudio, a handsome Italian wine and cheese taster, who she's been corresponding with since he responded to the ad. Seated on a white leather love seat in her living room, she giggles almost girlishly about him. They're hoping to meet in Miami in a few weeks.

She's gotten criticism, too. Her 21-year-old daughter Haley says she just wants her mom to find love, but her 14-year-old daughter says her mother is embarrassing her. Other have e-mailed to say she's selling herself short.

"I'm not selling myself. I'm selling love...to meet that true love," Trabosh says. "Of course, it's gonna take more chemistry and connection. It's not going to be instantaneous that I'm just going to be automatically for sale...it's a package deal for true love."

Trabosh isn't the first to use the Internet to hawk the unconventional. A heartbroken Australian man recently tried to sell his life online, including his house, job and friends. Others have sold body space, promising to display advertisements for the highest bidder.

"There is a plethora of quirky ads on craigslist that pop up on craigslist every day, and this appears to be one of them," spokeswoman Susan MacTavish Best said in an e-mail. "Scads of couples have met and, thus, married through craigslist over the last twelve years sometimes marrying the person who bought their tired couch."

Ideally, Trabosh hopes a European man will close the deal and says she's willing to move overseas.

"I know I'm putting myself out there. I'm sincere. I believe in true love," she says. "I want to get married again."
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Re: Howard, Wes do you have any money?
« Reply #1 on: July 01, 2008, 07:53:37 AM »
I don't have kids.  Why in the fuck would I want hers?  (unless she has a hot eighteen year old daughter)
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Howard, Wes do you have any money?
« Reply #2 on: July 01, 2008, 08:07:58 AM »
I don't have kids.  Why in the fuck would I want hers?  (unless she has a hot eighteen year old daughter)
She has a 21 year old, but I guess she's too old for you.

How about the 14 year old?
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Re: Howard, Wes do you have any money?
« Reply #3 on: July 01, 2008, 08:12:33 AM »
She has a 21 year old, but I guess she's too old for you.

How about the 14 year old?

Guess I should have continued reading the article.  I got bored. 
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Howard, Wes do you have any money?
« Reply #4 on: July 01, 2008, 09:32:52 AM »
She has a 21 year old, but I guess she's too old for you.

How about the 14 year old?
At 14 they have attitudes, take it down a few more notches.
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Re: Howard, Wes do you have any money?
« Reply #5 on: July 01, 2008, 09:47:26 AM »
I don't have kids.  Why in the fuck would I want hers?  (unless she has a hot eighteen year old daughter)

What he said.  Cougars wear desperation poorly.
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You can keep a wooden stake in your trunk
On the off-chance that the fairy tales ain't bunk
And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.

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« Reply #6 on: July 01, 2008, 10:04:15 AM »
What he said.  Cougars wear desperation poorly.

No matter how good looking she is, someone, somewhere is tired of putting up with her shit.
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Re: Howard, Wes do you have any money?
« Reply #7 on: July 01, 2008, 10:05:45 AM »
No matter how good looking she is, someone, somewhere is tired of putting up with her shit fucking her.

Agreed with one correction.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #8 on: July 01, 2008, 10:14:28 AM »
Saw her on fox this morning and that picture does not do her rack justice. Although, she looked younger in those pics as compared to these.
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Re: Howard, Wes do you have any money?
« Reply #9 on: July 01, 2008, 12:03:08 PM »


She listed the home for $340,000 on a sell-it-yourself Web site, but upped the price, adding a $500,000 shipping fee to include her companionship on eBay.

Way too expensive.
« Last Edit: July 01, 2008, 12:03:50 PM by Pell City Tiger »
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"I stood up, unzipped my pants, lowered my shorts and placed my bare ass on the window. That's the last thing I wanted those people to see of me."

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Re: Howard, Wes do you have any money?
« Reply #10 on: July 01, 2008, 01:28:56 PM »


She listed the home for $340,000 on a sell-it-yourself Web site, but upped the price, adding a $500,000 shipping fee to include her companionship on eBay.

Way too expensive.
$160,000 for that?  No way, maybe $23.56.
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