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Jimmy Johns: Entrepreneur

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Jimmy Johns: Entrepreneur
« on: June 24, 2008, 03:18:35 PM »
Aside from slinging nose candy, apparently Jimmy Johns also has a budding dog-breeding business:

Jimmy Johns' Pit Bulls

« Last Edit: June 24, 2008, 03:20:55 PM by Ogre »
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Re: Jimmy Johns: Entrepreneur
« Reply #1 on: June 24, 2008, 03:23:24 PM »
I'm no NCAA investigator or anything but how is pimping da bulldogs different than holding a part time job at a car dealership being paid hundreds of dollars to watch the grass grow?
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Jimmy Johns: Entrepreneur
« Reply #2 on: June 25, 2008, 03:37:46 AM »
Aside from slinging nose candy, apparently Jimmy Johns also has a budding dog-breeding business:

Jimmy Johns' Pit Bulls


At least he has something waiting for him we he gets out of jail.
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Re: Jimmy Johns: Entrepreneur
« Reply #3 on: June 25, 2008, 09:20:01 AM »
Aside from slinging nose candy, apparently Jimmy Johns also has a budding dog-breeding business:

Jimmy Johns' Pit Bulls


So he has been on the Michael Vick plan all along...
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Re: Jimmy Johns: Entrepreneur
« Reply #4 on: June 25, 2008, 03:23:14 PM »
I'm no NCAA investigator or anything but how is pimping da bulldogs different than holding a part time job at a car dealership being paid hundreds of dollars to watch the grass grow?
NCAA Bylaw 12.5.2.1

- A student-athlete may establish his or her own business, provided
the student-athlete's name, photograph, appearance or athletics
reputation are not used to promote the business.

In addition, Bylaw 12.5.2.1 states,

- After becoming a student-athlete, an individual shall not be
eligible for participation in intercollegiate athletics if the
individual:

(a) Accepts any remuneration for or permits the use of his or her
name or picture to advertise, recommend or promote directly the sale
or use of a commercial product or service of any kind; or

(b) Receives remuneration for endorsing a commercial product or
service through the individual's use of such product or service.
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Re: Jimmy Johns: Entrepreneur
« Reply #5 on: June 25, 2008, 03:25:08 PM »
NCAA Bylaw 12.5.2.1

- A student-athlete may establish his or her own business, provided
the student-athlete's name, photograph, appearance or athletics
reputation are not used to promote the business.

In addition, Bylaw 12.5.2.1 states,

- After becoming a student-athlete, an individual shall not be
eligible for participation in intercollegiate athletics if the
individual:

(a) Accepts any remuneration for or permits the use of his or her
name or picture to advertise, recommend or promote directly the sale
or use of a commercial product or service of any kind; or

(b) Receives remuneration for endorsing a commercial product or
service through the individual's use of such product or service.


RMPLfuckinstiltskin:

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Re: Jimmy Johns: Entrepreneur
« Reply #6 on: June 25, 2008, 03:29:55 PM »
I know that now.  Give me a frickin' break.  I am on a connection that is known as "slower than dial-up" right now.
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Re: Jimmy Johns: Entrepreneur
« Reply #7 on: June 25, 2008, 03:30:59 PM »
I know that now.  Give me a frickin' break.  I am on a connection that is known as "slower than dial-up" right now.

No quarter shall be given.

You will be taunted mercilessly for your untimely replies.
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Re: Jimmy Johns: Entrepreneur
« Reply #8 on: June 25, 2008, 03:31:28 PM »
I know that now.  Give me a frickin' break.  I am on a connection that is known as "slower than dial-up" right now.

Definately NOT "Shit your pants fast"....  :silence:
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Re: Jimmy Johns: Entrepreneur
« Reply #9 on: June 25, 2008, 03:32:52 PM »
Definately NOT "Shit your pants fast"....  :silence:

Randall's connection gets -3.5 Grillz and a sippy cup.
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Re: Jimmy Johns: Entrepreneur
« Reply #10 on: June 25, 2008, 03:34:43 PM »
Randall's connection gets -3.5 Grillz and a sippy cup.

That shit was funny.
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Re: Jimmy Johns: Entrepreneur
« Reply #11 on: June 26, 2008, 06:32:31 AM »
Definately NOT "Shit your pants fast"....  :silence:
now that would be fuckin' fast a shit, motherfucker, shit, fuck, ass, tities. :clap:
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