Tigers X - Number one Source to Talk Auburn Tigers Sports

Izzy: I'm leaving but let me suck your cock before I head out

Kaos

  • *
  • 29513
  • Jeez
    • No, YOU Move!
Izzy: I'm leaving but let me suck your cock before I head out
« on: February 12, 2012, 08:56:44 AM »
Izzy Gould leaves al.com on February 27.  But he's going to suck that dick as hard as he can before he goes. He's going at that woody like a wolverine with epilepsy.

http://www.al.com/sports/index.ssf/2012/02/nick_saban_gets_alabama_player.html

Quote
So why does Saban think his players are more prepared than others for the NFL?
"There's two things: the fact we play sort of a pro-style offense, defense, special teams and sort of approach the things we do the same way the NFL does," Saban said last month.
"But I think the second thing is they make a better transition because we take pride in the fact that we try to teach our guys being responsible for their own self-determination, which is accountability. So when someone defines their role or what their job is they can be accountable to it, and I think that helps them make a better transition in the NFL when you don't have all these support personnel like we do in college around them."


http://espn.go.com/nfl/college

BTW?  Auburn has 35 former players in the NFL.  Alabama has 27. 

Fuck off, Gould.
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
If you want free cheese, look in a mousetrap.

The Prowler

  • *
  • 16095
  • Catch Him!
Re: Izzy: I'm leaving but let me suck your cock before I head out
« Reply #1 on: February 12, 2012, 02:25:52 PM »
"pro-style Special Teams"....LMAO.
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
"Patriotism and popularity are the beaten paths for power and tyranny." Good, no worries about tyranny w/ Trump

"Alabama's Special Teams unit is made up of Special Ed students." - Daniel Tosh

"The HUNH does cause significant Health and Safety issues, Health issues for the opposing fans and Safety issues for the opposing coaches." - AU AD Jay Jacobs

DnATL

  • ***
  • 2242
  • Xcrement talker
Re: Izzy: I'm leaving but let me suck your cock before I head out
« Reply #2 on: February 12, 2012, 02:36:46 PM »
Is his first initial J?

forgot to mention his sort-of pro-style approach relative to roster management, aight?
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions

Saniflush

  • Pledge Master
  • ****
  • 21656
Re: Izzy: I'm leaving but let me suck your cock before I head out
« Reply #3 on: February 13, 2012, 07:25:14 AM »
Is his first initial J?

forgot to mention his sort-of pro-style approach relative to roster management, aight?

Not true.  Saban isn't saddled with a salary cap.
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

Godfather

  • Chapter
  • ****
  • 21263
  • He knows!
    • Tigers X
Re: Izzy: I'm leaving but let me suck your cock before I head out
« Reply #4 on: February 13, 2012, 01:21:13 PM »
Not true.  Saban isn't saddled with a salary cap.
Nor apparently a housing or car cap either.
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
Gus is gone, hooray!
                       -Auburn Fans


Auburn Forum

Snaggletiger

  • *
  • 44514
  • My Fighting Pearls
Re: Izzy: I'm leaving but let me suck your cock before I head out
« Reply #5 on: February 13, 2012, 01:31:07 PM »
On a Lord Saybinz note...this morning, our local sports talk guy was out so a couple of Bammers took over the show.  They were going on and on about how Lord Saybinz was barred from discussing the gray shirt situations for Philon and the kid from Atlanta.  "I'm sure he'd have plenty to say and could clear it all up for everyone....but he just can't get the school in trouble by talking about it."


Aiight
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

djsimp

  • *
  • 13946
  • Why don't you blow me ump!
Re: Izzy: I'm leaving but let me suck your cock before I head out
« Reply #6 on: February 13, 2012, 01:47:42 PM »
On a Lord Saybinz note...this morning, our local sports talk guy was out so a couple of Bammers took over the show.  They were going on and on about how Lord Saybinz was barred from discussing the gray shirt situations for Philon and the kid from Atlanta.  "I'm sure he'd have plenty to say and could clear it all up for everyone....but he just can't get the school in trouble by talking about it."


Aiight

You'd think after saban getting his dick sucked so much he'd be a much happier little Hobbit.
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions

Godfather

  • Chapter
  • ****
  • 21263
  • He knows!
    • Tigers X
Re: Izzy: I'm leaving but let me suck your cock before I head out
« Reply #7 on: February 13, 2012, 03:33:10 PM »
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
Gus is gone, hooray!
                       -Auburn Fans


Auburn Forum

Kaos

  • *
  • 29513
  • Jeez
    • No, YOU Move!
Re: Izzy: I'm leaving but let me suck your cock before I head out
« Reply #8 on: February 15, 2012, 10:24:16 AM »
Izzy is going to dislocate his jaw.

http://www.al.com/sports/index.ssf/2012/02/famed_odds_maker_danny_sherida.html

Quote
Alabama quarterback AJ McCarron was given 30:1 odds Tuesday to win the 2012 Heisman Trophy, set by famed odds maker Danny Sheridan.


Trolling Danny Sheridan for his latest piece. 
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
If you want free cheese, look in a mousetrap.

djsimp

  • *
  • 13946
  • Why don't you blow me ump!
Re: Izzy: I'm leaving but let me suck your cock before I head out
« Reply #9 on: February 15, 2012, 10:29:13 AM »
Izzy is going to dislocate his jaw.

http://www.al.com/sports/index.ssf/2012/02/famed_odds_maker_danny_sherida.html
 

Trolling Danny Sheridan for his latest piece.

It just one big fat happy inbred nation. They don't mind a little juice on the chin.
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions

Kaos

  • *
  • 29513
  • Jeez
    • No, YOU Move!
Re: Izzy: I'm leaving but let me suck your cock before I head out
« Reply #10 on: February 15, 2012, 10:32:27 AM »
Mike Herndon headbutts Izzy for a chance at Big Al's weiner.

http://www.al.com/sports/index.ssf/2012/02/anthony_grant_did_what_had_to.html

Quote
...  This is why the suspensions were such a bold step by Crimson Tide coach Anthony Grant. Alabama has a strong No. 32 RPI, but at 16-9 and 5-6 in the SEC, the Crimson Tide has plenty of time to play its way out of an NCAA tournament berth...

...Grant has sacrificed the last two games in order to continue trying to build Alabama's program in the right way. If Green and Mitchell do not return, he may have ultimately sacrificed the season.
For that stand, he is to be commended. Many other coaches would not have made it....


FWIW if Tony Barbee had suspended the starting five Herndon would have drawn pictures of barns burning in crayon and submitted that as his column.   Evan Woodbery would hold a parade and write a nine story expose of problems in the basketball program that clearly represent a systemic collapse of the entire athletic department. 

Five suspensions would have been portrayed as a harbinger of doom.
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
If you want free cheese, look in a mousetrap.

Snaggletiger

  • *
  • 44514
  • My Fighting Pearls
Re: Izzy: I'm leaving but let me suck your cock before I head out
« Reply #11 on: February 15, 2012, 10:44:47 AM »
So, he has to be commended for it?  WTF?  You make rules...you tell the players if they break them they will suffer the consequences.....they broke the rules....he suspended them.  He has to be commended?  Question, numbnuts....how would your column read if you found out players had broken said rules but Grant did nothing?  Is it somehow newsworthy and warrants praise that a coach upheld his disciplinary policies? 
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."