This is what passes for news in this state...

[Pell City Tiger]

Pawwwwwwwwwl the bahr wouldn't have let no child rapist on the team, Pawl. Therefore, we know the bahr is the best Pawl...dontcha think?

Next caller is Shane from Hades calling from a Ouija board. Hey Shane, what's up?

Hey Paaaawwwl. Well its hotter than hell here - kind of what you'd expect this place to be. I didn't contact you to talk about the weather though; I'm still pursuing the Scam Newton deal at Auburn. You know Paaaawwwwl, I was talking with Bear and JoePa earlier today and they both say money was funneled to Cecil Newton's church through Brother Chette. I'm working on an article for my new blog "Hell's fire burns crimson red.com". I'm trying to figure out how to sync this ouija board to Mark Emmert's email account.

[The Six]

Next caller is Shane from Hades calling from a Ouija board. Hey Shane, what's up?

Hey Paaaawwwl. Well its hotter than hell here - kind of what you'd expect this place to be. I didn't contact you to talk about the weather though; I'm still pursuing the Scam Newton deal at Auburn. You know Paaaawwwwl, I was talking with Bear and JoePa earlier today and they both say money was funneled to Cecil Newton's church through Brother Chette. I'm working on an article for my new blog "Hell's fire burns crimson red.com". I'm trying to figure out how to sync this ouija board to Mark Emmert's email account.

PCT, wow! You do hold the burn for Shane-O. You plant flowers at his stone yet?

[djsimp]

Next caller is Shane from Hades calling from a Ouija board. Hey Shane, what's up?

Hey Paaaawwwl. Well its hotter than hell here - kind of what you'd expect this place to be. I didn't contact you to talk about the weather though; I'm still pursuing the Scam Newton deal at Auburn. You know Paaaawwwwl, I was talking with Bear and JoePa earlier today and they both say money was funneled to Cecil Newton's church through Brother Chette. I'm working on an article for my new blog "Hell's fire burns crimson red.com". I'm trying to figure out how to sync this ouija board to Mark Emmert's email account.

+25 and an A+ just because I feel like it.

[GH2001]

Next caller is Shane from Hades calling from a Ouija board. Hey Shane, what's up?

Hey Paaaawwwl. Well its hotter than hell here - kind of what you'd expect this place to be. I didn't contact you to talk about the weather though; I'm still pursuing the Scam Newton deal at Auburn. You know Paaaawwwwl, I was talking with Bear and JoePa earlier today and they both say money was funneled to Cecil Newton's church through Brother Chette. I'm working on an article for my new blog "Hell's fire burns crimson red.com". I'm trying to figure out how to sync this ouija board to Mark Emmert's email account.

Pure gold PCT.

[CCTAU]

I used to have an old ass Montgomery Rebels t-shirt.

My first professional baseball game. Hell, I had to be only 10 or 11. The only thing I remember was that I got one of those little bats. Had that thing for a long time.  I think my Dixie Youth Angels team went one season.

Far cry from the Biscuits.

[Buzz Killington]

Next caller is Shane from Hades calling from a Ouija board. Hey Shane, what's up?

Hey Paaaawwwl. Well its hotter than hell here - kind of what you'd expect this place to be. I didn't contact you to talk about the weather though; I'm still pursuing the Scam Newton deal at Auburn. You know Paaaawwwwl, I was talking with Bear and JoePa earlier today and they both say money was funneled to Cecil Newton's church through Brother Chette. I'm working on an article for my new blog "Hell's fire burns crimson red.com". I'm trying to figure out how to sync this ouija board to Mark Emmert's email account.

Coffee all over my keyboard...

+5,000,000

[Snaggletiger]

The Rebels games were cool to go to as a kid.  Probably a few hundred people at most so we could roam the stadium with glove in hand, trying to get that coveted foul ball.  One of the last years they were in existence, they had 7 guys who eventually became starters for the Detroit Tigers playing there, including Allen Trammel, Lou Whitaker and a 3rd baseman named Brookings...Brookens...can't recall the exact name.