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Re: First zombie proof house
« Reply #20 on: November 18, 2011, 08:17:38 AM »
What did you expect.  He has 17 kids.

Fuckers.
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Re: First zombie proof house
« Reply #21 on: November 18, 2011, 11:43:38 AM »
Fuckers.

Actually you are the one with 163 kids, so wouldnt that technically make you the fucker?
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Re: First zombie proof house
« Reply #22 on: November 18, 2011, 01:53:00 PM »
Actually you are the one with 163 kids, so wouldnt that technically make you the fucker?

HEY, I gets mine bitches, only now I don't have to worry about more of them. Besides, call it my self preservation plan when the zombies come. I can feed my children to them when I get in a bind.
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Re: First zombie proof house
« Reply #23 on: November 18, 2011, 02:13:15 PM »
HEY, I gets mine bitches, only now I don't have to worry about more of them. Besides, call it my self preservation plan when the zombies come. I can feed my children to them when I get in a bind.

interesting.  use them kind of like treats with dogs.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: First zombie proof house
« Reply #24 on: November 18, 2011, 03:25:26 PM »
interesting.  use them kind of like treats with dogs.

Simp's dog once wanted Courtney Upshaw as a treat. Upshaw pretty much credits Simp's dog with his increase in speed chasing opposing RB's to the sideline.
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Re: First zombie proof house
« Reply #25 on: November 18, 2011, 04:31:40 PM »
Simp's dog once wanted Courtney Upshaw as a treat. Upshaw pretty much credits Simp's dog with his increase in speed chasing opposing RB's to the sideline.
Is Simp's dog female, because maybe that is how Upshaw learned to slap a bitch too?
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Re: First zombie proof house
« Reply #26 on: November 19, 2011, 11:06:11 AM »
Is Simp's dog female, because maybe that is how Upshaw learned to slap a bitch too?

Actually no, my dog likes to slap around bitches too. Tito was just making sure Upshaw knew who was the king bitch slapper. Upshaw got punked.
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Re: First zombie proof house
« Reply #27 on: December 29, 2011, 09:53:14 AM »
I'm proud to report that at least one company is taking the zombie threat seriously.

http://www.hornady.com/ammunition/zombiemax
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."