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Re: Saniflush's daily adventure
« Reply #20 on: May 13, 2008, 06:08:15 PM »
Quote from: AWK on May 13, 2008, 05:37:32 PM
I've got a sac for you.  (Where the fuck is the teabag emoticon?)

Not again...  Have you no shame?   :puke:
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My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after and if need be during all meals and in the intervals between them.  - Winston Churchill

Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar.  - Mark Twain

Nothing says "Obey Me" like a bloody head on a fence post!  - Stewie Griffin

"Every government interference in the economy consists of giving an unearned benefit, extorted by force, to some men at the expense of others."  - Ayn Rand

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Re: Saniflush's daily adventure
« Reply #21 on: May 13, 2008, 07:01:08 PM »
Quote from: GarMan on May 13, 2008, 06:08:15 PM
Not again...  Have you no shame?   :puke:
Teabagging isnt gay, but I guess you old timers wouldn't know that.
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Redskins cornerback DeAngelo Hall said, "Guys don't mind hitting Michael Vick in the open field, but when you see Cam, you have to think about how you're going to tackle him. He's like a big tight end coming at you."

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Re: Saniflush's daily adventure
« Reply #22 on: May 13, 2008, 07:50:44 PM »
Quote from: AWK on May 13, 2008, 07:01:08 PM
Teabagging isnt gay, but I guess you old timers wouldn't know that.

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Re: Saniflush's daily adventure
« Reply #23 on: May 13, 2008, 11:16:04 PM »
Snobby barners think they're so much smarter than everybody else.
Math is for fags.
The only number I need to know is 12!!!!!!!
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RTR Motherfuckers!

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Re: Saniflush's daily adventure
« Reply #24 on: May 13, 2008, 11:40:47 PM »
Quote from: AWK on May 13, 2008, 07:01:08 PM
Teabagging isnt gay, but I guess you old timers wouldn't know that.

Um...  Didn't you just offer/promise/proposition your "sac" to another man?  Sorry Pal.  That's gay.   :thumbsup:
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My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after and if need be during all meals and in the intervals between them.  - Winston Churchill

Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar.  - Mark Twain

Nothing says "Obey Me" like a bloody head on a fence post!  - Stewie Griffin

"Every government interference in the economy consists of giving an unearned benefit, extorted by force, to some men at the expense of others."  - Ayn Rand

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Re: Saniflush's daily adventure
« Reply #25 on: May 14, 2008, 01:13:49 AM »
Quote from: GarMan on May 13, 2008, 11:40:47 PM
Um...  Didn't you just offer/promise/proposition your "sac" to another man?  Sorry Pal.  That's gay.   :thumbsup:
Actually, well never mind.  You could turn a guy and a girl having sex into some gay reference. 
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Redskins cornerback DeAngelo Hall said, "Guys don't mind hitting Michael Vick in the open field, but when you see Cam, you have to think about how you're going to tackle him. He's like a big tight end coming at you."

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Re: Saniflush's daily adventure
« Reply #26 on: May 14, 2008, 08:48:15 AM »
Quote from: fred on May 13, 2008, 11:16:04 PM
Snobby barners think they're so much smarter than everybody else.
Math is for fags.
The only number I need to know is 12!!!!!!!
And you count all 12 of your teefs every morning, no?
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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Re: Saniflush's daily adventure
« Reply #27 on: May 14, 2008, 10:29:37 AM »
Quote from: AWK on May 14, 2008, 01:13:49 AM
You could turn a guy and a girl having sex into some gay reference. 

Well, that depends...  Are they just having straight sex?   

If she's fisting him, I would probably consider that gay.   :puke:
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My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after and if need be during all meals and in the intervals between them.  - Winston Churchill

Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar.  - Mark Twain

Nothing says "Obey Me" like a bloody head on a fence post!  - Stewie Griffin

"Every government interference in the economy consists of giving an unearned benefit, extorted by force, to some men at the expense of others."  - Ayn Rand

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Re: Saniflush's daily adventure
« Reply #28 on: May 14, 2008, 12:07:38 PM »
Quote from: GarMan on May 14, 2008, 10:29:37 AM
Well, that depends...  Are they just having straight sex?   

If she's fisting him, I would probably consider that gay.   :puke:
What if there was a cup involved?
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Re: Saniflush's daily adventure
« Reply #29 on: May 14, 2008, 12:20:19 PM »
Quote from: GarMan on May 14, 2008, 10:29:37 AM
Well, that depends...  Are they just having straight sex?   

If she's fisting him, I would probably consider that gay.   :puke:
What was it like growing up with two dads?
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Redskins cornerback DeAngelo Hall said, "Guys don't mind hitting Michael Vick in the open field, but when you see Cam, you have to think about how you're going to tackle him. He's like a big tight end coming at you."

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Re: Saniflush's daily adventure
« Reply #30 on: May 14, 2008, 12:31:39 PM »
Quote from: Hugh Jass on May 14, 2008, 12:07:38 PM
What if there was a cup involved?

Now, that's just sick...
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My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after and if need be during all meals and in the intervals between them.  - Winston Churchill

Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar.  - Mark Twain

Nothing says "Obey Me" like a bloody head on a fence post!  - Stewie Griffin

"Every government interference in the economy consists of giving an unearned benefit, extorted by force, to some men at the expense of others."  - Ayn Rand

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« Reply #31 on: May 14, 2008, 12:33:08 PM »
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Redskins cornerback DeAngelo Hall said, "Guys don't mind hitting Michael Vick in the open field, but when you see Cam, you have to think about how you're going to tackle him. He's like a big tight end coming at you."

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Re: Saniflush's daily adventure
« Reply #32 on: May 14, 2008, 12:34:50 PM »
Quote from: AWK on May 14, 2008, 12:20:19 PM
What was it like growing up with two dads?

It's probably a lot like growing up with two moms.  How did that work out for you?  
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My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after and if need be during all meals and in the intervals between them.  - Winston Churchill

Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar.  - Mark Twain

Nothing says "Obey Me" like a bloody head on a fence post!  - Stewie Griffin

"Every government interference in the economy consists of giving an unearned benefit, extorted by force, to some men at the expense of others."  - Ayn Rand

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« Reply #33 on: May 14, 2008, 12:39:18 PM »
Quote from: GarMan on May 14, 2008, 12:34:50 PM
It's probably a lot like growing up with two moms.  How did that work out for you?  
See video posted above.
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