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To the Ducks
« on: September 06, 2011, 10:15:52 AM »
I would just like to point out to the Ducks, that you are now 0-2 in SEC West play.  Now go find a corner, and shut the fuck up!
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Re: To the Ducks
« Reply #1 on: September 06, 2011, 10:47:48 AM »
Totally agree, but I think we can tighten the message a bit:

Dear Ducks,
Eat 10,000 dicks.

Thanks,
SECW
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You can keep a wooden stake in your trunk
On the off-chance that the fairy tales ain't bunk
And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.

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Re: To the Ducks
« Reply #2 on: September 06, 2011, 10:57:12 AM »
Totally agree, but I think we can tighten the message a bit:

Dear Ducks,
Eat 10,000 dicks.

Thanks,
SECW

I like the cut of your jib.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."