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The uat "compliance dept" has some work to do...
« on: August 30, 2011, 06:26:00 AM »
and a lot of miles to cover if they're going to hand deliver a Cease & Desist and a Disassociation letter all the way out in Texas (note to the compliance dept: make sure it's back dated atleast 4 years ago...just use the same one that you sent to "whom it may concern"....Coach Mack Brown would appreciate it.) Because the whole amateur status dealio affecting the prospect's eligibilty is okay just as long as there is some sort of C&D sent to whomever, regardless if it's sent Months or Years later...just as long as there's a letter.





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Re: The uat "compliance dept" has some work to do...
« Reply #1 on: August 30, 2011, 07:16:58 AM »
Well is that his fathers store?  If it is then there is no violation. 
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: The uat "compliance dept" has some work to do...
« Reply #2 on: August 30, 2011, 08:11:42 AM »
Well is that his fathers store?  If it is then there is no violation.
I didn't think that would matter.
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"The HUNH does cause significant Health and Safety issues, Health issues for the opposing fans and Safety issues for the opposing coaches." - AU AD Jay Jacobs

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Re: The uat "compliance dept" has some work to do...
« Reply #3 on: August 30, 2011, 08:26:19 AM »
He was still in high school.  Not a horn yet. 
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Re: The uat "compliance dept" has some work to do...
« Reply #4 on: August 30, 2011, 08:35:12 AM »
Same as if you want to work an underage kid in an industrial setting.  It seems to be ok as long as it's your kid and a family business.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: The uat "compliance dept" has some work to do...
« Reply #5 on: August 30, 2011, 09:32:17 AM »
You're reaching big time Prowlie.
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Re: The uat "compliance dept" has some work to do...
« Reply #6 on: August 30, 2011, 09:39:34 AM »
You're reaching big time Prowlie.

I think that is the first he has ever heard that...
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Re: The uat "compliance dept" has some work to do...
« Reply #7 on: August 30, 2011, 10:01:39 AM »
and a lot of miles to cover if they're going to hand deliver a Cease & Desist and a Disassociation letter all the way out in Texas (note to the compliance dept: make sure it's back dated atleast 4 years ago...just use the same one that you sent to "whom it may concern"....Coach Mack Brown would appreciate it.) Because the whole amateur status dealio affecting the prospect's eligibilty is okay just as long as there is some sort of C&D sent to whomever, regardless if it's sent Months or Years later...just as long as there's a letter.




1. What the fuck does Colt McCoy have to do with Alabama? Or am I missing something here?

2. As others have noted.......... :facepalm:
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Re: The uat "compliance dept" has some work to do...
« Reply #8 on: August 30, 2011, 10:02:34 AM »
You're reaching big time Prowlie.
Yep...

I believe Sani is correct.
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Re: The uat "compliance dept" has some work to do...
« Reply #9 on: August 30, 2011, 10:32:41 AM »
1. What the fuck does Colt McCoy have to do with Alabama? Or am I missing something here?

2. As others have noted.......... :facepalm:

That was an Alabama grad giving him the....booster shot.  And he didn't charge him for it.  So, you don't see the problem with and Alabama booster giving a high school quarterback free shots?  Ooohhh, you Bama pricks are so smug.
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Re: The uat "compliance dept" has some work to do...
« Reply #10 on: August 30, 2011, 10:36:34 AM »
That was an Alabama grad giving him the....booster shot.  And he didn't charge him for it.  So, you don't see the problem with and Alabama booster giving a high school quarterback free shots?  Ooohhh, you Bama pricks are so smug.

It was "the shots" he gave him in da mouf that are the most troubling. 
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Re: The uat "compliance dept" has some work to do...
« Reply #11 on: August 30, 2011, 11:01:43 AM »
I bet his rogue booster dad also paid for some of his meals while he was in college.
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Re: The uat "compliance dept" has some work to do...
« Reply #12 on: August 30, 2011, 11:07:16 AM »
I bet his rogue booster dad also paid for some of his meals while he was in college.

I here at one time he was inside his father's wife's cooter. 

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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: The uat "compliance dept" has some work to do...
« Reply #13 on: August 30, 2011, 01:06:44 PM »
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