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Ladies and Gentlemen...

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Ladies and Gentlemen...
« on: August 15, 2011, 05:07:34 PM »


or taint, for that matter,  Because the low tonight is 64 degrees.

That makes my taint cringe a little, like it does from the cold breeze of a fall morning. 

Therefore, the



is calling the Taint.








In the immortal words of Billy Shakespeare, "Football season is here, eat shit and die (enjoy it)."



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Re: Ladies and Gentlemen...
« Reply #1 on: August 15, 2011, 05:14:42 PM »
First picture is a red x. 
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Re: Ladies and Gentlemen...
« Reply #2 on: August 15, 2011, 05:17:01 PM »
Finally, It's here! 
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Re: Ladies and Gentlemen...
« Reply #3 on: August 15, 2011, 05:19:44 PM »
First picture is a red x.
That's better, T'aint it?
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Redskins cornerback DeAngelo Hall said, "Guys don't mind hitting Michael Vick in the open field, but when you see Cam, you have to think about how you're going to tackle him. He's like a big tight end coming at you."

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Re: Ladies and Gentlemen...
« Reply #4 on: August 15, 2011, 05:28:58 PM »
That's better, T'aint it?

Fixed.  I was worried about the bad mojo of the red x on the calling of the taint thread
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« Reply #5 on: August 15, 2011, 05:44:18 PM »
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Re: Ladies and Gentlemen...
« Reply #6 on: August 16, 2011, 07:17:24 AM »
Like that first cup of coffee in the morning. Refreshing. 
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Re: Ladies and Gentlemen...
« Reply #7 on: August 16, 2011, 09:12:38 AM »
I thought I recognized that smell.
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Re: Ladies and Gentlemen...
« Reply #8 on: August 16, 2011, 09:17:11 AM »
I love the smell of perineum in the morning!  Smells like football.
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