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The Advantages of Professional Carpet Cleaning

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The Advantages of Professional Carpet Cleaning
« on: August 05, 2011, 03:35:38 AM »
1.   Keeps the Carpet Looking Great - regular carpet cleaning does not only make the carpet looking great for a longer time. Otherwise, if you do not keep a constant cleaning schedule it will look old and faded. When you allow a professional cleaning company to do the job constantly you can ensure that you will derive pleasure from the service of the carpet for a longer time.
2.   Reduction of Allergies – another benefit that you can enjoy by hiring a professional carpet cleaner is the reduction of allergies. When doing the carpet cleaning the dust and other allergens that can trigger health issues are eliminated. Many homeowners are not conscious of the dirt and dust buried deep into the carpet. That is why the professional cleaning company ensures that thorough cleaning of the carpet is performed in order to reduce the allergens inside your home.
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Re: The Advantages of Professional Carpet Cleaning
« Reply #1 on: August 05, 2011, 08:20:12 AM »
I'm also looking for gloves, mops, buckets, spray bottles, garbage bags, as well as disinfectants, odor removal chemicals, and enzyme solvents.

Hurry, I need to clean this "mess" all over my floors.
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Re: The Advantages of Professional Carpet Cleaning
« Reply #2 on: August 05, 2011, 08:49:33 AM »
How do you get blood out of shag carpet?  Lots of blood.
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Re: The Advantages of Professional Carpet Cleaning
« Reply #3 on: August 05, 2011, 09:08:36 AM »
How do you get blood out of shag carpet?  Lots of blood.

If I asked for more details, would this violate Attorney/Client privileges?
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Re: The Advantages of Professional Carpet Cleaning
« Reply #4 on: August 05, 2011, 09:19:49 AM »
How hard are semen stains to remove from a carpet?

Also, how do I remove semen from the walls without removing the paint?  Do you do walls too?

Last but not least, can you make jewelry for me?  I miss Jim...
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Re: The Advantages of Professional Carpet Cleaning
« Reply #5 on: August 05, 2011, 09:21:18 AM »
How hard are semen stains to remove from a carpet?

Also, how do I remove semen from the walls without removing the paint?  Do you do walls too?

Clearly, you aren't doing things right.
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Re: The Advantages of Professional Carpet Cleaning
« Reply #6 on: August 05, 2011, 09:23:36 AM »
Clearly, you aren't doing things right.

He may need to get rid of the black carpet.
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Re: The Advantages of Professional Carpet Cleaning
« Reply #7 on: August 05, 2011, 09:27:13 AM »
I know it doesn't really fall in the area of carpet cleaning specifically....but semen between the keyboard keys..
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Re: The Advantages of Professional Carpet Cleaning
« Reply #8 on: August 05, 2011, 09:30:37 AM »
Then stop looking at WE!!!'s avatar.
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Re: The Advantages of Professional Carpet Cleaning
« Reply #9 on: August 05, 2011, 09:33:08 AM »
Then stop looking at WE!!!'s avatar.


I have him blocked to save wear and tear on my wrists and forearms.
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Re: The Advantages of Professional Carpet Cleaning
« Reply #10 on: August 05, 2011, 10:23:49 AM »
I'm also looking for gloves, mops, buckets, spray bottles, garbage bags, as well as disinfectants, odor removal chemicals, and enzyme solvents.

Hurry, I need to clean this "mess" all over my floors.

How do you get blood out of shag carpet?  Lots of blood.

Excellent hustle on your parts.
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Re: The Advantages of Professional Carpet Cleaning
« Reply #11 on: August 05, 2011, 11:07:54 AM »
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Re: The Advantages of Professional Carpet Cleaning
« Reply #12 on: August 05, 2011, 11:12:19 AM »
My son's t-ballcoach does crime scene cleanup and hoarding remediation, if this new guy doesn't work out for y'all...
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Re: The Advantages of Professional Carpet Cleaning
« Reply #13 on: August 05, 2011, 11:21:34 AM »
My son's t-ballcoach does crime scene cleanup and hoarding remediation, if this new guy doesn't work out for y'all...

This guy?

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Re: The Advantages of Professional Carpet Cleaning
« Reply #14 on: August 06, 2011, 10:19:09 PM »
What about the joys of amateur carpet munching?
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Re: The Advantages of Professional Carpet Cleaning
« Reply #15 on: August 06, 2011, 11:11:51 PM »
I prefer rug racing. 
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Re: The Advantages of Professional Carpet Cleaning
« Reply #16 on: August 07, 2011, 01:22:57 AM »
I'm also looking for gloves, mops, buckets, spray bottles, garbage bags, as well as disinfectants, odor removal chemicals, and enzyme solvents.

Hurry, I need to clean this "mess" all over my floors.

Don't forget duct tape.
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