Advice needed

[Thrilla]

I've already sent an email to your employer with a list of your most offensive posts.  You should be hearing something any day now.

Funny, everything I learned about doing inappropriate things in the workplace cummed from you.  Again, the cyclical nature of this board amazes me.

[Ogre]

Funny, everything I learned about doing inappropriate things in the workplace cummed from you.  Again, the cyclical nature of this board amazes me.

I've taught you everything you know, but I have yet to teach you everything I know.

[GarMan]

He is the coordinator for girl scout cookie sales in the greater Atlanta area.

Coincidentally Thrilla also has the genitalia of a girl scout.

No...  I thought he was the Southeastern Regional Manager of Recruiting for NAMBLA. 

[Thrilla]

No...  I thought he was the Southeastern Regional Manager of Recruiting for NAMBLA. 

Fuck me...I really wish I hadn't googled that organization.

[Tarheel]

Fuck me...I really wish I hadn't googled that organization.

And now you and GarMan are both on the same Federal Watch List.  Congratulations!

[Kaos]

I get the not wanting to share the job and locale thing. 

One time, this Bama dick was being a real jackhole on another message board.  He was ripping Auburn. And also ripping on his two bosses who were both Auburn alumni and fans.  I read some of his stuff where he ridiculed both of them, talked about how stupid they were, how ignorant, how stupid their degrees from Auburn were (he was, of course, not a graduate of Bama or any college).  This went on for a couple of days and during the course of him babbling he mentioned where he worked.  I can't remember what he said to finally piss me over the edge, but one day he did.  I looked up his place of business and sent links to both bosses from a throwaway hotmail account.  A day later he was on there raising hell about being fired. 

I felt really bad. 

[AuburnChopper 3.0]

Back to fucking with this Bammer clown....

Here's what you do.  You go buy you two large bags of rock salt.   Go get about 2 lbs. of fresh shrimp.   Wait till around 2 am, then do a few fly bys with your salt and shrimp into their yard and bushes.

The yard and bushes will burn up from the salt in the morning and heat of day, and the shrimp will rot and smell like complete and total ass within the first days.  They'll be in "what the fuck happened" mode for a month. 

When you're ready for step two...let me know...

Chopper out...

[Jumbo]

Back to fucking with this Bammer clown....

Here's what you do.  You go buy you two large bags of rock salt.   Go get about 2 lbs. of fresh shrimp.   Wait till around 2 am, then do a few fly bys with your salt and shrimp into their yard and bushes.

The yard and bushes will burn up from the salt in the morning and heat of day, and the shrimp will rot and smell like complete and total ass within the first days.  They'll be in "what the fuck happened" mode for a month. 

When you're ready for step two...let me know...

Chopper out...

I would eat the shrimp and rub the salt on my belly.

[Saniflush]

I would eat the shrimp and rub the salt on my belly.

Would that be considered pork bellies?

[AUChizad]

I would put a Fear the Thumb t-shirt in the mailbox

Though that is a federal crime, it would be funny.

Or you could get a stuffed elephant and string it up in their front yard.

Ok, put the t-shirt on the tree in the front of the house.

Still trespassing, hah.

Ok, then burn his fucking house down.

[Thrilla]

Back to fucking with this Bammer clown....

Here's what you do.  You go buy you two large bags of rock salt.   Go get about 2 lbs. of fresh shrimp.   Wait till around 2 am, then do a few fly bys with your salt and shrimp into their yard and bushes.

The yard and bushes will burn up from the salt in the morning and heat of day, and the shrimp will rot and smell like complete and total ass within the first days.  They'll be in "what the fuck happened" mode for a month. 

When you're ready for step two...let me know...

Chopper out...

Now THAT is money in the bank.

Went by his house again last night, and now this guy is flying a Bama flag AND a Georgia flag.  I figure he's just like most Bammers....confused.... and trying to support a team that will have some sort of winning season.

[GarMan]

I felt really bad. 

Why? 

[Saniflush]

Why? 

Exactly.  You play with fire you get burned.

[wesfau]

Exactly.  You play with fire you get burned.

[Kaos]

Why? 

I shouldn't have fucked with the guy's livelihood.  There's karmic payback. 

[Tiger Wench]

There were some massive bammer fans in my little town (and I do mean massive - the hubby and the wife and all 3 kids were mega fat asses) who had their yard landscaped, including new sod.  A friend of mine who is a big Auburn fan went over to their hosue in the middle of the night, and spread some very strong fertilizer in the shape of an A-U.  Of course, as this over fertilized grass grew in, there it was for all to see.  The lady of the house rented a tiller and plowed up her entire front yard.

[GarMan]

I shouldn't have fucked with the guy's livelihood.  There's karmic payback. 

I wouldn't worry about it.  He got fired for his own actions, not anything you did. 

[DnATL]

Coincidentally Thrilla also has the genitalia of a girl scout.

Neat!  She doesn't miss it?  Does he keep it in a display case?  Or did he preserve it in a mason jar?