Slater Resigns

[AUChizad]

Jay Jacobs basically  told him to resign or he was getting fired.
Let the coaching search begin.

[War Eagle!!!]

Thank God...4 years of not being in the top fucking 8 of the SEC is bullshit!

[Tiger Six]

Thank God...4 years of not being in the top fucking 8 of the SEC is bullshit!

5 years. 

[Snaggletiger]

5 years. 

Well to be fair, he considered us top 8 one of those years even if we weren't.

[Kaos]

Jay Jacobs basically  told him to resign or he was getting fired.
Let the coaching search begin.

Total BS.  Slater walked in and told Jacobs he realized he wasn't getting it done and wanted to take that job as a stocker at Wal Mart he'd been offered.  Jacobs offered him a raise and then offered to skob his knob right then and there.  Because Slater is smarter than Jacobs, he took the skobbing and then quit anyway. 

[Snaggletiger]

That Slater's a regular Bill Brasky

[AWK]

A.C. Slater fucking rocks.

[chinook]

A.C. Slater fucking rocks.

i have always admired a curly mullet. 

[Jumbo]

i have always admired a curly mullet. 

I loved Jessie Spano

[lifesapplepie]

I loved Jessie Spano

"Im so excited, Im so excited, Im soooo scaarreed!!!" 

[Snaggletiger]

Funny thing is, Dustin Diamond could kick all their asses now.

[Buzz Killington]

Funny thing is, Dustin Diamond could kick all their asses now.

Well, all but Kelly Kapowski that is.

[wesfau2]

Funny thing is, Dustin Diamond could kick all their asses now.

He's poor, panhandling, and pornographing...he's got no time for pugilism.

[Tiger Six]

He's poor, panhandling, and pornographing...he's got no time for pugilism.

Very good use of alliteration.

I'd give you a B+. 

Next assignment is to use some mixaphors.