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Sammy's vs. The Furnace

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Sammy's vs. The Furnace
« on: April 19, 2008, 03:09:22 PM »
The wife is out of town this weekend, so a couple of buddies and I decided that we needed to check out The Furnace in Birmingham.  For those of you who don't know, The Furnace is Birmingham's newest titty bar.  None of us had been yet, so we went last night.  I admit that the center stage talent was pretty damn good, but the chicks that danced on the side stages were sub-par at best.  The service was lacking, and even the old guy that gives you a towel in the bathroom was a dick to me.  We hung out until around midnight, and after we all agreed that The Furnace sucked, we decided to head over to Sammy's. 

I'm a Sammy's veteran, especially considering I lived about 2 blocks from there up until I got married.  We walk in and grabbed a table, and we were served immediately.  The waitress was awesome, and the talent was much better overall.  We stayed until almost 3 am, at which point I went across the street to see Jumbo at the Upper Deck.  He's a hell of a singer, by the way.  I don't think his wife cared for me to much, but I was completely obligerent by that point, so I probably made a dick out of myself.  But I digress...

Overall, I'd have to say that Sammy's kicks The Furnace's ass. 
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Re: Sammy's vs. The Furnace
« Reply #1 on: April 19, 2008, 03:52:05 PM »
The wife is out of town this weekend, so a couple of buddies and I decided that we needed to check out The Furnace in Birmingham.  For those of you who don't know, The Furnace is Birmingham's newest titty bar.  None of us had been yet, so we went last night.  I admit that the center stage talent was pretty damn good, but the chicks that danced on the side stages were sub-par at best.  The service was lacking, and even the old guy that gives you a towel in the bathroom was a dick to me.  We hung out until around midnight, and after we all agreed that The Furnace sucked, we decided to head over to Sammy's. 

I'm a Sammy's veteran, especially considering I lived about 2 blocks from there up until I got married.  We walk in and grabbed a table, and we were served immediately.  The waitress was awesome, and the talent was much better overall.  We stayed until almost 3 am, at which point I went across the street to see Jumbo at the Upper Deck.  He's a hell of a singer, by the way.  I don't think his wife cared for me to much, but I was completely obligerent by that point, so I probably made a dick out of myself.  But I digress...

Overall, I'd have to say that Sammy's kicks The Furnace's ass. 
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Re: Sammy's vs. The Furnace
« Reply #2 on: April 19, 2008, 04:02:57 PM »
Don't mind Taylor, he hates boobs and loves the cock.

See, I'm a Furnace guy. I'll admit I haven't been to Sammy's in about a year, but the last time I went I wasn't impressed with their talent. The Furnace has a few sub-par girls, but also has plenty of top-notchers as well. The main allure of The Furnace is the atmosphere. Sammy's just feels dirtier. The furnace is damn near elegant what with the leather chairs and Tony Montana-style staircase leading to the stage.
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Re: Sammy's vs. The Furnace
« Reply #3 on: April 19, 2008, 05:14:04 PM »
Don't mind Taylor, he hates boobs and loves the cock.

See, I'm a Furnace guy. I'll admit I haven't been to Sammy's in about a year, but the last time I went I wasn't impressed with their talent. The Furnace has a few sub-par girls, but also has plenty of top-notchers as well. The main allure of The Furnace is the atmosphere. Sammy's just feels dirtier. The furnace is damn near elegant what with the leather chairs and Tony Montana-style staircase leading to the stage.
I said basically the same thing you did without all the blah blah.  Sammy's is dirty.
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Re: Sammy's vs. The Furnace
« Reply #4 on: April 19, 2008, 05:21:53 PM »
Don't mind Taylor, he hates boobs and loves the cock.

See, I'm a Furnace guy. I'll admit I haven't been to Sammy's in about a year, but the last time I went I wasn't impressed with their talent. The Furnace has a few sub-par girls, but also has plenty of top-notchers as well. The main allure of The Furnace is the atmosphere. Sammy's just feels dirtier. The furnace is damn near elegant what with the leather chairs and Tony Montana-style staircase leading to the stage.

Sammy's does feel dirtier, and I think that's why I like it. 
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Re: Sammy's vs. The Furnace
« Reply #5 on: April 19, 2008, 05:53:58 PM »
Sammy's does feel dirtier, and I think that's why I like it. 
I have to agree the dirtier the better when It comes to tity-flops.
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Re: Sammy's vs. The Furnace
« Reply #6 on: April 19, 2008, 05:57:00 PM »
I go to titty bars to get unruly, and Sammy's provides an environment that allows me to do so.  The Furnace just seemed too stuffy to me. 
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Re: Sammy's vs. The Furnace
« Reply #7 on: April 19, 2008, 06:14:51 PM »
I go to titty bars to get unruly, and Sammy's provides an environment that allows me to do so.  The Furnace just seemed too stuffy to me. 
"Stuffy" is a word I would use to describe Sammy's. All dark with a low roof, and not much room to besides the 5 feet or so between the stage and the walls on either side.

The furnace on the other hand is two stories of open ceiling, and dim lights all around.
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Re: Sammy's vs. The Furnace
« Reply #8 on: April 19, 2008, 08:31:54 PM »
By 'stuffy', I meant uptight. 

I agree 100% with you in that The Furnace's building is top notch.  It was the atmosphere that sucked.  Maybe I just caught it on a bad night.

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Re: Sammy's vs. The Furnace
« Reply #9 on: April 19, 2008, 08:46:10 PM »
Not part of the Sammy's/Furnace debate but about 3 weeks ago, I hit Rachel's in Orlando.  Yeah, very elegant and a little higher class clientel, but DAAYYYUUUMMMM.....the talent was, well..talented and the two girls right next to me, who were customers, were groping each other the whole time and buying lap dances from the best of the best in there.  I didn't have to spend much at all.  The two lesbos were putting on one hell of a show and buying lap dances that happened about 1 foot from me. 

Good times.
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Re: Sammy's vs. The Furnace
« Reply #10 on: April 19, 2008, 08:49:12 PM »
Not part of the Sammy's/Furnace debate but about 3 weeks ago, I hit Rachel's in Orlando.  Yeah, very elegant and a little higher class clientel, but DAAYYYUUUMMMM.....the talent was, well..talented and the two girls right next to me, who were customers, were groping each other the whole time and buying lap dances from the best of the best in there.  I didn't have to spend much at all.  The two lesbos were putting on one hell of a show and buying lap dances that happened about 1 foot from me. 

Good times.

Rachel's, huh?  I'm going to be in Orlando in a couple of weeks.  I'll have to remember to check it out. 
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Re: Sammy's vs. The Furnace
« Reply #11 on: April 19, 2008, 11:09:37 PM »
Call me for details.  I highly recommend it.

Oh, if you need a cool stop on the way, I have just the place.  PUSSY right in your face.   
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Re: Sammy's vs. The Furnace
« Reply #12 on: April 20, 2008, 11:19:35 AM »
I hear ya Ogre.... Makin' it rain at Sammy's, then makin' it to the big show with Jumbo at the Deck...

Did you hear him do "Long Hair"?   BADASS!   :thumbsup:
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Re: Sammy's vs. The Furnace
« Reply #13 on: April 20, 2008, 11:42:34 AM »
I was completely obligerent by that point,

A combination of "obliterated" and "belligerent"?  Impressive.

I figured there was more story behind the "my dick is wet" text message.  Or were you setting up a rendezvous for later that evening and mistakenly sent it to me?
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Re: Sammy's vs. The Furnace
« Reply #14 on: April 20, 2008, 12:30:26 PM »
I completely forgot about sending you that text message.  I really don't remember the reason behind it, or what I was doing at that particular moment.
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