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Why the Bama pick?

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Re: Why the Bama pick?
« Reply #20 on: May 29, 2011, 11:35:43 AM »
He probably wears underoos of some variety.  He has less mental ability than my four year old neice.  To claim that this lump of barely functioning semi human flesh is a "student" makes a mockery of the every diploma ever awarded by Alabama. He can't even spell his own name.  He puts the special in special Ed.  He's fries,  a burger and a toy short a Happy Meal.  He is the single dumbest individual I've encountered and there are a lot of athletes who aren't exactly rocket surgeons. 

The biggest fraud in a lengthy history of fraudulent Alabama actions is how this mobile dirt clod ever passed even the most lax admission standards.  If you gave him refrigerator magnet letters and told him to spell ACT it would take him five tries and he'd spell c-a-t at least twice before finally hitting the right combination.  He knows he's not smarter than a fifth grader. 

If he were on the Jeopardy stage competing against a goldfish and a cinder block he wouldn't have enough money to make final jeopardy. 



Sometimes stupid people succeed in spite of their stupidity.  This peanut brain doesn't seem a likely candidate. 

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Re: Why the Bama pick?
« Reply #21 on: May 29, 2011, 11:47:57 AM »
He probably wears underoos of some variety.  He has less mental ability than my four year old neice.  To claim that this lump of barely functioning semi human flesh is a "student" makes a mockery of the every diploma ever awarded by Alabama. He can't even spell his own name.  He puts the special in special Ed.  He's fries,  a burger and a toy short a Happy Meal.  He is the single dumbest individual I've encountered and there are a lot of athletes who aren't exactly rocket surgeons. 

The biggest fraud in a lengthy history of fraudulent Alabama actions is how this mobile dirt clod ever passed even the most lax admission standards.  If you gave him refrigerator magnet letters and told him to spell ACT it would take him five tries and he'd spell c-a-t at least twice before finally hitting the right combination.  He knows he's not smarter than a fifth grader. 

If he were on the Jeopardy stage competing against a goldfish and a cinder block he wouldn't have enough money to make final jeopardy. 



Sometimes stupid people succeed in spite of their stupidity.  This peanut brain doesn't seem a likely candidate.

So, you're saying he's  not real bright?
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Re: Why the Bama pick?
« Reply #22 on: May 29, 2011, 01:52:53 PM »
He probably wears underoos of some variety.  He has less mental ability than my four year old neice.  To claim that this lump of barely functioning semi human flesh is a "student" makes a mockery of the every diploma ever awarded by Alabama. He can't even spell his own name.  He puts the special in special Ed.  He's fries,  a burger and a toy short a Happy Meal.  He is the single dumbest individual I've encountered and there are a lot of athletes who aren't exactly rocket surgeons. 

The biggest fraud in a lengthy history of fraudulent Alabama actions is how this mobile dirt clod ever passed even the most lax admission standards.  If you gave him refrigerator magnet letters and told him to spell ACT it would take him five tries and he'd spell c-a-t at least twice before finally hitting the right combination.  He knows he's not smarter than a fifth grader. 

If he were on the Jeopardy stage competing against a goldfish and a cinder block he wouldn't have enough money to make final jeopardy. 



Sometimes stupid people succeed in spite of their stupidity.  This peanut brain doesn't seem a likely candidate.

God built him extra strong to make up for his inability to split atoms, which, by the way, isn't a requirement for making first downs. 

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Re: Why the Bama pick?
« Reply #23 on: May 29, 2011, 01:55:51 PM »
I wasn't seriously entering the debate, just making a silly semantic distinction.

That said, Richardson wears Dyer underoos.

Semantically speaking, Dyer played "beside" a Heisman winner last year.  The Demigod rarely took a snap under center.
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Re: Why the Bama pick?
« Reply #24 on: May 29, 2011, 09:05:26 PM »
He probably wears underoos of some variety.  He has less mental ability than my four year old neice.  To claim that this lump of barely functioning semi human flesh is a "student" makes a mockery of the every diploma ever awarded by Alabama. He can't even spell his own name.  He puts the special in special Ed.  He's fries,  a burger and a toy short a Happy Meal.  He is the single dumbest individual I've encountered and there are a lot of athletes who aren't exactly rocket surgeons. 

The biggest fraud in a lengthy history of fraudulent Alabama actions is how this mobile dirt clod ever passed even the most lax admission standards.  If you gave him refrigerator magnet letters and told him to spell ACT it would take him five tries and he'd spell c-a-t at least twice before finally hitting the right combination.  He knows he's not smarter than a fifth grader. 

If he were on the Jeopardy stage competing against a goldfish and a cinder block he wouldn't have enough money to make final jeopardy. 



Sometimes stupid people succeed in spite of their stupidity.  This peanut brain doesn't seem a likely candidate.

On the plus side he's less susceptible to concussions. 
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Re: Why the Bama pick?
« Reply #25 on: May 30, 2011, 01:14:33 PM »
Semantically speaking, Dyer played "beside" a Heisman winner last year.  The Demigod rarely took a snap under center.

Touche.

I heard somewhere that Richardson is dumber than a bag of hammers.  Any truth to that?
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Re: Why the Bama pick?
« Reply #26 on: May 30, 2011, 02:38:26 PM »
Touche.

I heard somewhere that Richardson is dumber than a bag of hammers.  Any truth to that?
Joe Schad just reported your hammer comment to be true.
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Re: Why the Bama pick?
« Reply #27 on: June 02, 2011, 11:02:31 PM »
I feel like NM.
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