7 pages of X-Box...Playstation crap. You people need to get a life. That's why America is a bunch of lethargic, overweight, slobs. Why, when I was growing up, we didn't have Xbox. We had 3 channels on the tube and one of them was fuzzy and we liked it. We weren't stuck indoors playing with our joysticks. We were outside from the minute we got home, playing football or whiffle ball or shooting baskets in the driveway. And that's why no one can shoot free throws anymore...because their not out in their driveways shooting baskets. They're in the bedroom playing with their stations.
Why, when I was your age, me and my buddies used to make bicycles out of spare parts and jump over shit with em'. Sometimes we wrecked and wrecked bad. Half of our femurs would stick out of our skin from compound fracture. Hurt like hell and sometimes made you pass out but we liked it. After a good rain, me and my buds would get a couple of tire intertubes and head down to a drainage ditch and ride the rapids. Oh sure, sometimes you'd wipe out in the nasty water and cut your arm real bad and the bacteria would get in there and cause a bad infection which eventually turned to gangreen and forced the doctor to amputate your arm just below the elbow. But that's all part of bein' a kid and we liked it.
You and your damn Nintendos
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