This is a FB post from the guy who, from 5th grade on, made my life as an Auburn fan a living hell. He and he alone is responsible for the deep and long burning fires of hatred I have for the toothless crimpsum masses. Mondays after the Iron Bowl were worse than math test day. His relentless tormenting went on 365 days a year.
Yet he posts this today - and I think he is talking about me, because I posted the Crimson White headline where Tuscaloser was misspelled.
RS: Did some of you get stripped naked as children and rubbed with stuffed crimson elephants or something? That's the only way I can explain this hatred and complete fixation on all things Alabama and not thier own beloved team. I don't have time to read and respond to all their sad cries for help. So, I have hidden you. I still love you and all, but please get some help before the hate eats you all up. God Bless.
When he first got on FB, he PM me and told me I had turned into a MILF. He is a fat, divorced, 40 something loser with no prospects who teaches some sort of remedial Engligh program at some middle school and still plays trivial pursuit at the Mellow Mushroon every Thursday night. Not exactly a compliment.
/gag/
I think I win.
**Edit: In fact, if this IS aimed at me? The whole "stripped naked" part made me throw up in my mouth a little. Damn.
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