Place your bets for the Masters Tournament

[Thrilla]

The greatest golf tournament of all time starts today.  Who do you have winning?

Many bookies out of Vegas are offering even money on Tiger Woods vs. the Field.  What say you of this bet?  Is this the start of another "Tiger Slam?"

There's no doubt that he's on top of his game...I know it's been said before, but with the birth of his child and death of his father now in the past, his mind is only on golf.  And perhaps his wife's perfect breasts.  With his confidence, inhuman golf swing, and creativity, I foresee a very profitable major tournament run for him this year.

If not, things will still be OK...

[Ogre]

Tiger will win.  He's playing too good right now to lose Teh Masters.

[wesfau]

Here is your lead pipe lock:

wesfau will not watch one stinking second of a fucking golf tournament, even if it is Teh Masters.

[AuburnChopper 3.0]

He'll look like donkey doo in the first round and a half and then blister it tomorrow late in the round and make his move Saturday, then win it on Sunday.   It's pretty much the Tiger Masters script.

Look for players like Angel Cabrarra, Adam Scott and a few other "no namers" collect at the top the first day.  Angel will stick around for a few days but lose in the end to Tiger. US Open doesn't happen twice.


There.... I've spoken....


Oh...and NIIIIIIICE pic.  :thumbsup:

[Buzz Killington]

I am putting my money on John Daly. 

[AUTailgatingRules]

I'd like to see Phil win it, but it will probably be Tiger.  Both have smoking hot wives.

[Snaggletiger]

I can't pull for anyone with bigger tits than their wife.  Dill Pickelson is a big saggy-breasted pussy.

Ernie Els will step up and slap the field. 

[Thrilla]

I can't pull for anyone with bigger tits than their wife.  Dill Pickelson is a big saggy-breasted pussy.

Ernie Els will step up and slap the field. 

Oooh.. I like this call!  If it's not Els, then maybe Luke Donald or Adam Scott will have a chance.  Fred Couples is an underdog but knows Augusta well.

Check out how an old man can still beat the shit out of a ball...

http://www.majorschampionships.com/2008/microsites/masters/2008/04/10/shed.opener/index.html

[Tarheel]

After the piss-poor performance of my picks for the NCAA tournament I'm not betting on anyone.  Besides...the only thing that I like about golf are the Beer Cart Girls and the wonderful elixir therein.

[Jumbo]

How about Thurston Howell III, he has lovey and a short game.

[Thrilla]

He'll look like donkey doo in the first round and a half and then blister it tomorrow late in the round and make his move Saturday, then win it on Sunday.   It's pretty much the Tiger Masters script.

Look for players like Angel Cabrarra, Adam Scott and a few other "no namers" collect at the top the first day.  Angel will stick around for a few days but lose in the end to Tiger. US Open doesn't happen twice.


There.... I've spoken....


Oh...and NIIIIIIICE pic.  :thumbsup:

Chopper shoots and scores.... he's +2 through 14 thus far.

[Ogre]

Chopper shoots and scores.... he's +2 through 14 thus far.

And just like that, Tiger chips in an eagle on 15 to get back to even par.

[AuburnChopper 3.0]

Looking like "donkey doo" is relative.  He's not exactly burning it up by Tiger standards.   I see him staying pretty stagnant till about mid round tomorrow, that's when he'll get the greens figured out, and then it's lights out.

Signed,

Carnack 

[Snaggletiger]

Looking like "donkey doo" is relative.  He's not exactly burning it up by Tiger standards.   I see him staying pretty stagnant till about mid round tomorrow, that's when he'll get the greens figured out, and then it's lights out.

Signed,

Carnack 

Inka...dinka...dew

What do you get on your inka dinka if you leave it out all night.

[Buzz Killington]

Inka...dinka...dew

What do you get on your inka dinka if you leave it out all night.

or what you step in after leaving your inka dinka in the house all day long.