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Miller High Life Commercials

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Miller High Life Commercials
« on: March 10, 2011, 11:48:47 PM »
I don't drink beer. And I can assume from the reactions of my dear hubby and many on this board, that Miller is skunky beer.

But those commercials with the big black guy beer truck driver deciding who is living the High Life are hysterical.  The actor is perfect.

He never says it but you know he wanted to say "Aw HELL naw... instead of "Come on, maaaaaan..."

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Re: Miller High Life Commercials
« Reply #1 on: March 11, 2011, 07:13:48 AM »
Only the beer snobs think it's skunky beer.  It tastes just as good as any other mass produced American beer.
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Re: Miller High Life Commercials
« Reply #2 on: March 11, 2011, 09:20:57 AM »
High Life Light is a good cold beer on a hot summer day.

It's not what I would have with a meal, but its a good drink when you are hot and thirsty.
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Re: Miller High Life Commercials
« Reply #3 on: March 11, 2011, 10:12:37 AM »
Only the beer snobs think it's skunky beer.  It tastes just as good as any other mass produced American beer.

Better than Bud Light.
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Re: Miller High Life Commercials
« Reply #4 on: March 11, 2011, 11:01:15 AM »
Only the beer snobs think it's skunky beer.  It tastes just as good as any other mass produced American beer.

It's only skunky because they put it in clear bottles.  Any beer no matter of how good a quality it starts out as will go skunky in a hurry if it gets left where light can get at it too long.  Obviously clear bottles add to this, green bottles are known for this problem too.

Incidentally, I have started to find Yuengling in cans at the grocery store.  Just in time for fishing and baseball!
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Re: Miller High Life Commercials
« Reply #5 on: March 12, 2011, 12:14:21 PM »
    Good to see them come back with a decent commercial.  The old Miller Lite commercials are some of the best evah.

     That said, every Miller product I have ever tried (Lite, High life, MGD, Icehouse) gives me indigestion.  Don't know what is different from other beers, but anything Miller just about kills me if I drink a few.

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Re: Miller High Life Commercials
« Reply #6 on: March 13, 2011, 11:14:59 AM »
Comparing to other mass produced American Beers, its one of the better ones Id say. Def better than Coors and BUD Light, but probably below Yuengling. I do like how Miller uses Czech hops (Pilsner region) instead of Rice(fuck that shit) like Anheuser Busch.

IMHO, skunky beer would be Natty Ice or The Beast. Even though Ive drank plenty of both.
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Re: Miller High Life Commercials
« Reply #7 on: March 13, 2011, 07:00:08 PM »
Only the beer snobs think it's skunky beer.  It tastes just as good as any other mass produced American beer.

It might taste "as good as" but it doesn't taste the same.  I'm not a fan of Miller, never have been.  Just personal pref.  Though sometimes they're funny, as a whole, I don't like the commercial either.
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Re: Miller High Life Commercials
« Reply #8 on: March 14, 2011, 10:34:23 AM »
It might taste "as good as" but it doesn't taste the same.  I'm not a fan of Miller, never have been.  Just personal pref.  Though sometimes they're funny, as a whole, I don't like the commercial either.

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Re: Miller High Life Commercials
« Reply #9 on: March 14, 2011, 11:07:22 AM »
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Re: Miller High Life Commercials
« Reply #10 on: March 14, 2011, 11:48:46 AM »
:add:
Saw that last night - laughed hysterically.  Around my house, we still occasionally yell "Hey, you dang woodchucks!  Stop chucking my wood!"

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Re: Miller High Life Commercials
« Reply #11 on: March 14, 2011, 11:53:31 AM »
Geico's commercials have been top notch for years.  Unbelievably crappy company, but great commercials.  I think Budweiser screwed teh pooch with their latest round of radio ads.  Don't know if anyone's heard them but it's where some guy is acting like a coach and giving a group of men a pep talk, like they're about to go on the field.  The talk is about goin' out there and having a Bud.  Make it a great night, blah, blah, blah.  It was good for about the first two times it played.  Then it just got irritating and I hit the button now as soon as I hear it.
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Re: Miller High Life Commercials
« Reply #12 on: March 14, 2011, 01:50:40 PM »
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