Shane is finally on to something

[Kaos]

"They's gonna kill the trees with their toilet paper and pressure washing anyway, Pawwwl.  Them trees was gonna die ANYWAY."

He's right.  They are going to die anyway whether from the herbicide or the rolling or the dumbass bama cretin who damaged one with his car or old age. 

Come to think of it, SHANE is going to die one day too.  Why wait?  It's inevitable.  Kill him now.