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Hey Sweets... here's your guy!
« on: January 06, 2011, 11:41:28 AM »
http://www.kptv.com/news/26382641/detail.html

PORTLAND, Ore. -- One Oregon Ducks fan says he wants to walk down the aisle with an Auburn supporter as part of an unusual wager.

Ryan Tharp is willing to bet that the Oregon Ducks will crush the Auburn Tigers in the BCS Championship game. He's so sure of it, he posted an ad on Craigslist saying so.

In that ad, he says he's looking for an Auburn fan who's willing to join him in a post-game, short-term Las Vegas wedding.

"I, along with several buddies, will be celebrating the Duck victory in Vegas from Jan. 11 to 14. During that extravaganza, I plan on taking in the entire Vegas experience, including marrying a stranger," he writes in the ad.

Herein lies the wager: The loser of the game must pay for the following day's annulment.

"So, if you are going to be in Vegas after the National Championship, believe in your Tigers and want to have stories to tell your grandchildren (won't be mine) then shoot me an e-mail with a pic," he writes.

For questioning friends and family members, Tharp explains: "It's the same situation as if I was betting an Auburn person to get a tattoo. But instead of regular tattoos, we get temporary tattoos."

Tharp says he will be documenting his adventures on Twitter. Follow him at twitter.com/Ryan_Tharp

Craigslist ad:http://auburn.craigslist.org/m4w/2143999712.html

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Oregon Fan seeks Auburn Hottie for Short-term Vegas Marriage - 25 (Portland, Oregon/Las Vegas, Nevada)

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Fact: January 10th, 2011 the Oregon Ducks will crush the Auburn Tigers.

It's true...and I'm willing to bet on it. In fact, I'm so confident in the Duck's kickass ability, that I would wager my most prized possession: my first marriage. That's right. You can be the first woman I walk down the aisle with, my first I Do, and the first woman to be Mrs. Ryan Tharp. However, as always, there is a catch. I am 25-years old, I love life, love to travel, love my Ducks, and am in no way, shape, or form ready for any sort of committed anything. Accordingly, our marriage will need to be annulled the next day. That's where the bet comes in.

I, along with several buddies, will be celebrating the Duck victory in Vegas from January 11th-14th. During that extravaganza, I plan on taking in the entire Vegas experience, including marrying a stranger. If you are cute enough, spontaneous enough, and an all around cool chick....let's get hitched. Loser of the bet has to pay the annulment costs. So, if you are going to be in Vegas after the National Championship, believe in your Tigers, and want to have stories to tell your grandchildren (won't be mine) then shoot me an email...with a pic! We can even get cool mugs with our picture on it.

If you want to know a little about me, I have my Facebook and Twitter links below. In short, I'm a huge Duck fan, have my own place in Portland with my English Bulldog Winston, just graduated law school, and am pretty low-key. Let's do this, and GO DUCKSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!

facebook.com/ryan.tharp

twitter.com/Ryan_Tharp
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Re: Hey Sweets... here's your guy!
« Reply #1 on: January 06, 2011, 11:44:04 AM »
Cocaine is a helluva drug
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Re: Hey Sweets... here's your guy!
« Reply #2 on: January 06, 2011, 12:06:44 PM »
What a dumbass...

It would be funny if some chick marrys him, Doesn't even kiss him and then won't get the annulment and takes his ass for half of what he is worth.
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Re: Hey Sweets... here's your guy!
« Reply #3 on: January 06, 2011, 12:10:56 PM »
What a dumbass...

It would be funny if some chick marrys him, Doesn't even kiss him and then won't get the annulment and takes his ass for half of what he is worth.
That would be glorious.

Following of course, him "celebrating" the ducks loss in Vegas.
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« Reply #4 on: January 06, 2011, 12:13:46 PM »
That would be glorious.

Following of course, him "celebrating" the ducks loss in Vegas.

When he looks at her to sign the papers...she should just say, "You should have just gotten a tattoo."
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Re: Hey Sweets... here's your guy!
« Reply #5 on: January 06, 2011, 01:21:30 PM »
Better yet pass this along to the ghey community. 

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Re: Hey Sweets... here's your guy!
« Reply #6 on: January 06, 2011, 01:27:45 PM »
Better yet pass this along to the ghey community.
:thumsup:
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Re: Hey Sweets... here's your guy!
« Reply #7 on: January 07, 2011, 01:41:25 AM »
What Auburn girl would agree to this with a dipshit duck? Lose/Lose situation.


Besides, I chew on 25 year olds for breakfast.

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A national championship is a wonderful thing, but if you're not enough without it, you'll never be enough with it.

Re: Hey Sweets... here's your guy!
« Reply #8 on: January 07, 2011, 02:04:06 AM »
I chew on 25 year olds for breakfast.

That's an odd choice. I personally prefer Chocolate Cheerios, but I guess to each there own.
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Re: Hey Sweets... here's your guy!
« Reply #9 on: January 07, 2011, 02:10:36 AM »
What Auburn girl would agree to this with a dipshit duck? Lose/Lose situation.


Besides, I chew on 25 year olds for breakfast.


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Re: Hey Sweets... here's your guy!
« Reply #10 on: January 07, 2011, 08:29:43 AM »
Better yet pass this along to the ghey community.

Saw the "guy" on the local news this morning.  I think you are closer than you think to the truth.  He looked like a gheyer version of Thayer Evans.
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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Re: Hey Sweets... here's your guy!
« Reply #11 on: January 07, 2011, 10:01:42 AM »
He looked like a gheyer version of Thayer Evans.
You, sir, are a damned liar.  You know good and damn well that there is no way this can be true.
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Re: Hey Sweets... here's your guy!
« Reply #12 on: January 07, 2011, 10:09:18 AM »
You be the judge...this was the only decent picher I saw online of him.

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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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Re: Hey Sweets... here's your guy!
« Reply #13 on: January 07, 2011, 10:31:18 AM »
You be the judge...this was the only decent picher I saw online of him.

Oh, this guy is ghey.  But NO ONE is gheyer than Thayer...
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Re: Hey Sweets... here's your guy!
« Reply #14 on: January 07, 2011, 02:13:33 PM »
Oh, this guy is ghey.  But NO ONE is gheyer than Thayer...
You know what this guy eats for breakfast?



Lunch?



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Re: Hey Sweets... here's your guy!
« Reply #15 on: January 07, 2011, 03:31:25 PM »
That's a good looking dog.
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Re: Hey Sweets... here's your guy!
« Reply #16 on: January 08, 2011, 03:41:39 AM »
That's a good looking dog.
Jumbo would agree....
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"Patriotism and popularity are the beaten paths for power and tyranny." Good, no worries about tyranny w/ Trump

"Alabama's Special Teams unit is made up of Special Ed students." - Daniel Tosh

"The HUNH does cause significant Health and Safety issues, Health issues for the opposing fans and Safety issues for the opposing coaches." - AU AD Jay Jacobs