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Onterio McCalebb kicked off team?

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Onterio McCalebb kicked off team?
« on: November 17, 2010, 02:18:28 PM »
Saw on another board that Onterio McCalebb had been dismissed from team for undisclosed violation of team rules.

Fact or fiction?
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Re: Onterio McCalebb kicked off team?
« Reply #1 on: November 17, 2010, 02:22:08 PM »
I'm saying fiction.  There's nothing on any of the Rivals or Scout boards to indicate this.
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Re: Onterio McCalebb kicked off team?
« Reply #2 on: November 17, 2010, 02:22:21 PM »
Did he not bet on the correct dog at the dog track in Shorter?
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Re: Onterio McCalebb kicked off team?
« Reply #3 on: November 17, 2010, 02:29:58 PM »
Did he not bet on the correct dog at the dog track in Shorter?

I heard that he wasn't placing the bets, he was just the runner.
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Re: Onterio McCalebb kicked off team?
« Reply #4 on: November 17, 2010, 02:34:34 PM »
Fact!!!

His father Lonterrio made contact with Tom Jones, who quit his singing career and now runs a sports academy for undersized athletes with balance problems. Lonterrio asked Jones to cut a deal with FSU for a lifetime supply of Free Shoes from the University.  Jones made contact with Ron "Damn" Simmons at the FSU/Florida game last year saying he represented the McCalebb family and Onterrio wore a size 6 narrow. 

Simmons knew exactly what Jones meant and reported the meeting to the Foot Locker Home Office.
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Re: Onterio McCalebb kicked off team?
« Reply #5 on: November 17, 2010, 03:01:46 PM »
Fact.
I heard his father made a deal in the off season with SportClips. The deal included a 5 year supply of those ugly ass haircuts in return for future hair rights! Details to come....
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4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Onterio McCalebb kicked off team?
« Reply #6 on: November 17, 2010, 03:06:08 PM »
Fact!!!

His father Lonterrio made contact with Tom Jones, who quit his singing career and now runs a sports academy for undersized athletes with balance problems. Lonterrio asked Jones to cut a deal with FSU for a lifetime supply of Free Shoes from the University.  Jones made contact with Ron "Damn" Simmons at the FSU/Florida game last year saying he represented the McCalebb family and Onterrio wore a size 6 narrow. 

Simmons knew exactly what Jones meant and reported the meeting to the Foot Locker Home Office.

Damn...we're fucked.
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Re: Onterio McCalebb kicked off team?
« Reply #7 on: November 17, 2010, 03:09:34 PM »
Damn...we're fucked.

You don't know the half of it.  I'm holding my breath until Shane comes on this afternoon, just hoping....praying he hasn't gotten hold of the real inside scoop.   

Head for your bomb shelters AU fans.  This thing is about to blow.
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Re: Onterio McCalebb kicked off team?
« Reply #8 on: November 17, 2010, 03:53:00 PM »
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Re: Onterio McCalebb kicked off team?
« Reply #9 on: November 17, 2010, 03:58:22 PM »
Fortunately..I say fortunately, I keep my feathers numbered...
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Re: Onterio McCalebb kicked off team?
« Reply #10 on: November 17, 2010, 04:49:48 PM »
This rumor has strength...

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Re: Onterio McCalebb kicked off team?
« Reply #11 on: November 17, 2010, 07:34:50 PM »
Fact!!!

His father Lonterrio made contact with Tom Jones, who quit his singing career and now runs a sports academy for undersized athletes with balance problems. Lonterrio asked Jones to cut a deal with FSU for a lifetime supply of Free Shoes from the University.  Jones made contact with Ron "Damn" Simmons at the FSU/Florida game last year saying he represented the McCalebb family and Onterrio wore a size 6 narrow. 

Simmons knew exactly what Jones meant and reported the meeting to the Foot Locker Home Office.

I chortled at Lonterrio...wait, is that racist?
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Re: Onterio McCalebb kicked off team?
« Reply #12 on: November 17, 2010, 11:51:12 PM »
I chortled at Lonterrio...wait, is that racist?

Nah. If it was, one of our resident affirmative action figures would have changed it to:

"I chortled at <Harold> ....wait, is that racist"?
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Onterio McCalebb kicked off team?
« Reply #13 on: November 17, 2010, 11:58:41 PM »
And you fuckers accused me of pushing the button.
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Re: Onterio McCalebb kicked off team?
« Reply #14 on: November 17, 2010, 11:59:26 PM »
Nah. If it was, one of our resident affirmative action figures would have changed it to:

"I chortled at <Harold> ....wait, is that racist"?

I was gonna say Obama.
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Re: Onterio McCalebb kicked off team?
« Reply #15 on: November 18, 2010, 01:51:37 AM »
And you fuckers accused me of pushing the button.
I fist the button.
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