I leave my classroom for an hour and a half

[Townhallsavoy]

And I come back to Cam is suspended.  Then not suspended.  Then PPL tweets "FML" which you all should know means he tore a ligament again.

If there was ever a case that needed a quick resolution from the NCAA, this is it. 

I'm reminded of the time I caught a student in the hallway without a pass.  I asked him where he was going.  He said, "To the library."  I let him go.  He went to the library and checked out a book and went right back to class.  He, based on his quick answer that was direct and to the point, was telling the truth.  I knew that immediately.

Then I caught a student in the hallway without a pass.  I asked him where he was going.  He said, "Well, I went to my locker, but then I remembered this book I had to bring back to the library.  Then I went and used the bathroom, and that's when I forgot about my book in my locker, so I had to go back." 

I took him to the office.  He was full of shit.  Cameras showed him walking outside of the building and smoking a cigarette. 

The point is, if this story was serious, we would have a direct story that involved particular people with particular numbers and particular evidence.  Instead, we have been bombarded with new information every few hours that attempts to shed negative light on Cam Newton. 

Oh what a tangled web the media has weaved....

[JR4AU]

Somewhere, some way...I believe that this will be found to be a pile of bullshit conveniently released duriing Auburn's home stretch, and that a bammer or bammers are somewhere in the mix. 

[Snaggletiger]

Somewhere, some way...I believe that this will be found to be a pile of bullshit conveniently released duriing Auburn's home stretch, and that a bammer or bammers are somewhere in the mix.

It could be Birmingham's revenge. He was the most intraweb savvy person on this board.  Who knows what evil lurks in that pimple faced little heart.

[Token]

No credible evidence whatsoever regarding Cam = Cam is innocent

No credible evidence whatsoever regarding Alabama being involved in these allegations = Bama is behind this shit.  Has to be. 

So of you fuckers give Alabama WAAAAAY too much credit in some instances.  I could see the local media, but fuck.  Alabama doesn't control every fucking media outlet in the world.

[Townhallsavoy]

No credible evidence whatsoever regarding Cam = Cam is innocent

No credible evidence whatsoever regarding Alabama being involved in these allegations = Bama is behind this shit.  Has to be. 

So of you fuckers give Alabama WAAAAAY too much credit in some instances.  I could see the local media, but fuck.  Alabama doesn't control every fucking media outlet in the world.

Have you met the REC? 

Al Capone drools over the thought of such power and corruption. 

[Snaggletiger]

Have you met the REC? 

Al Capone drools over the thought of such power and corruption.

They know where certain people are buried. 

This all originated in Gadsden. That's what was in the package.

[JR4AU]

No credible evidence whatsoever regarding Cam = Cam is innocent

No credible evidence whatsoever regarding Alabama being involved in these allegations = Bama is behind this shit.  Has to be. 

So of you fuckers give Alabama WAAAAAY too much credit in some instances.  I could see the local media, but fuck.  Alabama doesn't control every fucking media outlet in the world.

I'm not a journalist with a national platform spewing it like it's fact.  I said "I believe" on an Auburn forum.  HUGE fucking difference. 

[Townhallsavoy]

They know where certain people are buried. 

This all originated in Gadsden. That's what was in the package.

Dre Kirkpatrick sold his charger.  Jerrell Harris traded in the laptop.  Julio and Mark sold all the fish they caught. 

Total sum of sales?  $200k.

Coincidence?  I think not.

[Godfather]

Dre Kirkpatrick sold his charger.  Jerrell Harris traded in the laptop.  Julio and Mark sold all the fish they caught. 

Total sum of sales?  $200k.

Coincidence?  I think not.

Were they catching fish or stone crabs?

[Token]

I'm not a journalist with a national platform spewing it like it's fact.  I said "I believe" on an Auburn forum.  HUGE fucking difference.

Logic is logic. 

[Tiger Wench]

I have to be honest here.

I think the vast majority of the turd nation is dancing around like the welfare check came early and there's a two-fer-one sale on Natty Lite.

But for once, I simply do not believe that the turds had anything to do with this.  Now that the fire is burning, they are trying to help fan the flames, but the burnt match is not from Turdtown.

This is MSU and FL all the way. 

To quote a great Marine on 11-10-10, fuck them both in da mouf.

That can apply to bammer too, but only on general principle.

[Token]

I have to be honest here.

I think the vast majority of the turd nation is dancing around like the welfare check came early and there's a two-fer-one sale on Natty Lite.

But for once, I simply do not believe that the turds had anything to do with this.  Now that the fire is burning, they are trying to help fan the flames, but the burnt match is not from Turdtown.

This is MSU and FL all the way. 

To quote a great Marine on 11-10-10, fuck them both in da mouf.

That can apply to bammer too, but only on general principle.

I agree with that.  And we damn near had a fight in our meeting this morning.  A fucking fist fight.  Over bullshit rumors. 

This fucking state is mad.

[JR4AU]

Logic is logic.

Nothing logical about it.  I simply choose to believe it.  Could be wrong.  Can't say I hope I'm wrong.  But I could be.

[Token]

Nothing logical about it.  I simply choose to believe it.  Could be wrong.  Can't say I hope I'm wrong.  But I could be.

The same rationale is being used to pump this story.  There's nothing logical about it.  But certain people choose to believe it.

I mean, if you're going to condemn every sports writer from ESPN to the local rags for using this method, why would you then admit to doing the same thing?

[JR4AU]

The same rationale is being used to pump this story.  There's nothing logical about it.  But certain people choose to believe it.

I mean, if you're going to condemn every sports writer from ESPN to the local rags for using this method, why would you then admit to doing the same thing?

If I were arresting someone, presenting a case to the jury, or writing a piece for a legit media outlet, I wouldn't dream of it.  I'm not speaking as a professional, I'm speaking as a fan.  NOTHING will come of my suspicions...If my suspicions could have any effect on bammer, Id "suspect" Tuscaloosa fell off the face of the planet, and that a herd of ghey crimson elephants ass raped Saban, then trampled him to death. 

[Tiger Wench]

If my suspicions could have any effect on bammer, Id "suspect" Tuscaloosa fell off the face of the planet, and that a herd of ghey crimson elephants WITH GOAT AIDS ass raped Saban, then trampled him to death.

FTFY. 

[JR4AU]

FTFY. 

Elephants can get GOAT AIDS?  I never knowd.

[Tiger Wench]

Elephants can get GOAT AIDS?  I never knowd.

It mutates across species.