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EDSBS on Ole Miss - Arky...
« on: October 25, 2010, 05:09:29 PM »
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They talk on the phone sometimes, late at night. In Petrino's hand a tumbler of scotch; in Nutt's, a juice box. 

Nutt: "So, have they left a dead deer on your doorstep."

Petrino: "Well, yes and no. Sometimes they just leave the head, and sometimes they leave the whole thing."

Nutt: "The whole thing is a gift. It's so you can eat it."

Petrino: "Ah. Well, so the head is like a threat?"

Nutt: "Yup, you got it."

Petrino: "Well, that explains the post-it note on it that says 'YOU'."

Nutt: "They're good people, Bobby. But don't ever start your own car after a loss, okay?"

Petrino: "Well, that is one way to cut players, isn't it?"

Nutt: "It's worked for Nick Saban for years."

[THEY LAUGH]
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Re: EDSBS on Ole Miss - Arky...
« Reply #1 on: October 25, 2010, 06:03:37 PM »
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« Reply #2 on: October 26, 2010, 07:18:06 AM »
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."