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« on: October 20, 2010, 01:09:43 PM »
Invisible defenders.

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How to stop Cam Newton? Les Miles suggests using defenders 'no one could see'
Published: Wednesday, October 20, 2010, 11:25 AM     Updated: Wednesday, October 20, 2010, 11:26 AM

 Les Miles thinks it would great to be able to use an invisible defender to stop Auburn quarterback Cam Newton. So how about it, ref?
In his appearance on the SEC Coaches' Teleconference this morning, LSU coach Les Miles made no bones about the fact that his defensive gameplan will revolve around stopping Auburn quarterback Cam Newton.

Miles called Newton "the best quarterback we've seen, certainly, and maybe the best in college."

That's pretty conventional coach-speak for respecting your opponent. However, when Mike Herndon of the Press-Register asked Miles how he plans to deal with Newton, and if he thought about dedicating a defender to "spy" the Auburn quarterback, Miles' answer was far from conventional.

"It becomes a very difficult situation, in my opinion, to put one guy on Cam Newton," Miles said. "It just doesn't seem to pay any dividends, to me.

"If I could have a spy that no one could see, or if I could have a guy on the field that didn't count, I would think that would be a great answer."

So there you have it, Auburn. Beware of invisible defenders Saturday. The audio of that portion of Miles' teleconference is embedded below, and we'll have the full conference audio, and Gene Chizik's segment up later today.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Miles figures out how to stop Cam....
« Reply #1 on: October 20, 2010, 01:13:18 PM »
I figured he was going to call Buffalo Wild Wings and get that old coot to trip him up with sprinkler heads.
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Re: Miles figures out how to stop Cam....
« Reply #2 on: October 20, 2010, 01:21:20 PM »
I figured he was going to call Buffalo Wild Wings and get that old coot to trip him up with sprinkler heads.

You don't say much, but when you do.....
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Re: Miles figures out how to stop Cam....
« Reply #3 on: October 20, 2010, 01:33:03 PM »
Its all starting to come together now. Lester isn't practicing voodoo or carrying some kind of magical rabbits foot around, he studying the science of H.G. Wells and the military practices of the Klingons. I hear Dooley tried this same trick but they forgot the batteries for their cloaking devices. 
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Re: Miles figures out how to stop Cam....
« Reply #4 on: October 20, 2010, 02:04:26 PM »
Watch the corndog Ninjas...they are deadly.
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Re: Miles figures out how to stop Cam....
« Reply #5 on: October 20, 2010, 03:02:30 PM »
He didn't really say that.....did he?
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Re: Miles figures out how to stop Cam....
« Reply #6 on: October 20, 2010, 03:04:12 PM »
He didn't really say that.....did he?

Stop.  Remember this is LES MILES.  Then decide if you really need to ask that question.
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Re: Miles figures out how to stop Cam....
« Reply #7 on: October 20, 2010, 03:07:44 PM »
He did.  Now in semi defense of him the context was that's the only way you could stop stop Cam, but still.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Miles figures out how to stop Cam....
« Reply #8 on: October 20, 2010, 03:25:55 PM »
He didn't really say that.....did he?

At least the Hat has a sense of humor
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Re: Miles figures out how to stop Cam....
« Reply #9 on: October 20, 2010, 03:33:58 PM »
That weasel snagged the bee
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Re: Miles figures out how to stop Cam....
« Reply #10 on: October 20, 2010, 03:40:35 PM »
That weasel snagged the bee

We need kegs. Multiple, cold and domestic.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Miles figures out how to stop Cam....
« Reply #11 on: October 20, 2010, 03:42:18 PM »
We need kegs. Multiple, cold and domestic.
Where the hells Gutter?
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Re: Miles figures out how to stop Cam....
« Reply #12 on: October 20, 2010, 03:45:43 PM »
Where the hells Gutter?

Probably in some parking lot picking his nose.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Miles figures out how to stop Cam....
« Reply #13 on: October 20, 2010, 03:47:39 PM »
Probably in some parking lot picking his nose.
My johnson is 12" long
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Re: Miles figures out how to stop Cam....
« Reply #14 on: October 20, 2010, 03:50:17 PM »
My johnson is 12" long

Could you just tell her that Mr. Pokey stopped by.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Miles figures out how to stop Cam....
« Reply #15 on: October 20, 2010, 03:52:47 PM »
Could you just tell her that Mr. Pokey stopped by.

You engaged in a phallic naming ritual
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Re: Miles figures out how to stop Cam....
« Reply #16 on: October 20, 2010, 04:02:53 PM »
You engaged in a phallic naming ritual

You remember this guy? He skippered Hitler's catamaran during the war.
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Re: Miles figures out how to stop Cam....
« Reply #17 on: October 20, 2010, 04:46:02 PM »
You remember this guy? He skippered Hitler's catamaran during the war.
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Re: Miles figures out how to stop Cam....
« Reply #18 on: October 20, 2010, 04:55:43 PM »
He didn't really say that.....did he?

It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,
he didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
And Dr. Dre said... nothing you idiots!
Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement!
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