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Ivan Maisel - ESPN Article

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Ivan Maisel - ESPN Article
« on: September 27, 2010, 12:58:12 PM »
"It may be next week. It may be next year. It may be never. But if Auburn ever figures out how to get out of its own way, the Tigers will challenge Alabama for supremacy in the SEC West. Until that time, until the day Auburn stops losing two fumbles, stops committing false-start penalties on fourth-and-goal at the 1 and then missing the field goal, Tigers fans will have to live with way too much excitement."


http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/columns/story?columnist=maisel_ivan&id=5617732
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Re: Ivan Maisel - ESPN Article
« Reply #1 on: September 27, 2010, 01:10:36 PM »
"It may be next week. It may be next year. It may be never. But if Auburn ever figures out how to get out of its own way, the Tigers will challenge Alabama for supremacy in the SEC West. Until that time, until the day Auburn stops losing two fumbles, stops committing false-start penalties on fourth-and-goal at the 1 and then missing the field goal, Tigers fans will have to live with way too much excitement."


http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/columns/story?columnist=maisel_ivan&id=5617732

Is there a better way to put the truth?
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Re: Ivan Maisel - ESPN Article
« Reply #2 on: September 27, 2010, 01:13:01 PM »
This is the one I liked.....
Harvey likes the grammar.

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"I thought we had a good pace going on," Newton said, "until I got to the sideline and Coach Malzahn said, 'Good job, but you know what? We've got to go faster.' I'm like, 'What?' He got on me about talking back to him, so I didn't say nothing. I just said, 'Yes, sir.' I didn't want to have no consequences to deal with tomorrow."
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Ivan Maisel - ESPN Article
« Reply #3 on: September 27, 2010, 01:17:15 PM »
This is the one I liked.....
Harvey likes the grammar.

Fuck Cam's grammar...he's a beast, and he's humble as hell. 
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Re: Ivan Maisel - ESPN Article
« Reply #4 on: September 27, 2010, 01:19:42 PM »
Fuck Cam's grammar...he's a beast, and he's humble as hell.

Dude...that's sick.  I think she's living in an assisted living development.
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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Re: Ivan Maisel - ESPN Article
« Reply #5 on: September 27, 2010, 01:20:33 PM »
Dude...that's sick.  I think she's living in an assisted living development.

How do you know that?  I never heard any updates on Superman's grandmother.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Ivan Maisel - ESPN Article
« Reply #6 on: September 27, 2010, 01:21:23 PM »
Dude...that's sick.  I think she's living in an assisted living development.

Took me a second.  Then I lol'd my Hanes Boxer Briefs
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