Drunk observations from the left coast...

[Ogre]

I've been in San Jose, CA since Sunday.  Some of my observations:

 -  Tons of homeless people.  Seriously, they are everywhere.  I witnessed a guy yesterday throw an imaginary ball in the air and catch it.  He would bounce the imaginary ball, watch it sail way over his head, and catch it with pride.

 -   Hookers everywhere.  Most had Adams apples.

 -   Douchebags galore.  Most won't talk shit back to you after you verbally assualt them.

 -   MS-13 is for realz.

 -   Medicinal mary-jane is on every street corner.  They won't give you a license unless you are a state resident.

 -   Redwood trees are tall.


That's all for now.

[wesfau2]

I've been in San Jose, CA since Sunday.  Some of my observations:

 -  Tons of homeless people.  Seriously, they are everywhere.  I witnessed a guy yesterday throw an imaginary ball in the air and catch it.  He would bounce the imaginary ball, watch it sail way over his head, and catch it with pride.

 -   Hookers everywhere.  Most had Adams apples.

 -   Douchebags galore.  Most won't talk shit back to you after you verbally assualt them.

 -   MS-13 is for realz.

 -   Medicinal mary-jane is on every street corner.  They won't give you a license unless you are a state resident.

 -   Redwood trees are tall.


That's all for now.

You just can't get this quality content anywhere else, folks.

[Saniflush]

You just can't get this quality content anywhere else, folks.

He's not the best colorless guy in the business for nothing folks.

[Townhallsavoy]

I thought San Jose was supposed to be fairly safe.

Also, spin your drunk ass around and look at the surrounding landscape.  That's one of the most beautiful areas in the world. 

And drive down to Big Sur to go hiking.  It's worth it.

[Jumbo]

He's not the best colorless souless guy in the business for nothing folks.

This is fun, thanx Uncle Sani.

[chinook]

I thought San Jose was supposed to be fairly safe.

Also, spin your drunk ass around and look at the surrounding landscape.  That's one of the most beautiful areas in the world. 

And drive down to Big Sur to go hiking.  It's worth it.

not many people realize that san jose is the third largest city in california. 

[Ogre]

I thought San Jose was supposed to be fairly safe.

Also, spin your drunk ass around and look at the surrounding landscape.  That's one of the most beautiful areas in the world. 

And drive down to Big Sur to go hiking.  It's worth it.

You are correct, the surrounding landscape is beautiful.  The mountains in the distance reminded me of Denver.  We did get to go out to see the Redwood trees.  Holy shit those things were huge!

All in all it was a good trip.  It just confirmed the fact that I would never want to live in California.

[Saniflush]

  We did get to go out to see the Redwood trees.  Holy shit those things were huge!

They could have taken you here and you would not have known the difference.

[chinook]

They could have taken you here and you would not have known the difference.

why do you hate short people midgets?

[chinook]

The mountains in the distance reminded me of Denver.

denver, though a mile high, is fairly flat.  just sayin'.

nevermind, see my post above.

[Godfather]

Denver? The sunshine state? Gorgeous!

[Saniflush]

Denver? The sunshine state? Gorgeous!

True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend...

[Godfather]

True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend...

Camp town ladies sing this song......do da do da

[wesfau2]

True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend...

I suggest you stop being such a faggot.

[AWK]

I suggest you stop being such a faggot.

You're in the back seat...

[Buzz Killington]

At this point, you may be asking yourself, why am I holding this 30 pound cinder block in my hands? You might also ask yourself, why does this cinder block have a long piece of string tied to it? And finally, why is the other end of this string tied securely to your penis?

[Jumbo]

At this point, you may be asking yourself, why am I holding this 30 pound cinder block in my hands? You might also ask yourself, why does this cinder block have a long piece of string tied to it? And finally, why is the other end of this string tied securely to your penis?

Your my boy blue!