Pimp Me a Getaway

[Jumbo]

It's about the people, not the place.

And if you ever say an unkind word about the Upper Deck, we will come to blows.

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[wreckingball]

It's about the people, not the place.

And if you ever say an unkind word about the Upper Deck, we will come to blows.

I will gladly say unkind words about the upper deck if you will blow me!

[wesfau2]

I will gladly say unkind words about the upper deck if you will blow me!

Do I have to make it fast....and sexy?

[wreckingball]

Do I have to make it fast....and sexy?

No, a blumpkin will suffice.

[Jumbo]

Do I have to make it fast....and sexy?

I'm a huge fan of slow and sloppy....

[wesfau2]

I'm a huge fan of slow and sloppy....

That's for old people.

[Snaggletiger]

That's for old people.

Who dat call my name?

[wesfau2]

Who dat call my name?

Did you register for your CLE yet, geezer?

[JR4AU]

OH.....SHIT.

Yeah, that'll seal the deal.  B'ham it is.

Aight, if you live in the greater B'ham metroplex (or want to drive in for the shenanigans), then strap on your helmets cuz shit will get ugly.

Ahight, when and where?

[wesfau2]

Ahight, when and where?

Birmingham.  Next weekend.

Weren't you paying attention?  Gosh.

[JR4AU]

Birmingham.  Next weekend.

Weren't you paying attention?  Gosh.

That certainly narrows it down!

[wesfau2]

That certainly narrows it down!

That's as narrow as the plan is at this point.

The only must-see/must-do is party with Jumbo at the Upper Deck.  Otherwise the weekend is wide open.  If you've got ideas, share with the class.

[JR4AU]

That's as narrow as the plan is at this point.

The only must-see/must-do is party with Jumbo at the Upper Deck.  Otherwise the weekend is wide open.  If you've got ideas, share with the class.

Oky doke...

[wreckingball]

That's as narrow as the plan is at this point.

The only must-see/must-do is party with Jumbo at the Upper Deck.  Otherwise the weekend is wide open.  If you've got ideas, share with the class.

I suggest you upper deck the Upper Deck.

[wesfau2]

Gotta change the date to next weekend.

I got a better offer. The hat thief is at the beach and wants company...which I am happy to provide.

[AWK]

Gotta change the date to next weekend.

I got a better offer. The hat thief is at the beach and wants company...which I am happy to provide.

You just want us to get moist with anticipation, don't you?

[Godfather]

See all I could offer was free room and board, a boat, bikini babes, fun times and Vic and Angelo's

Oh well.

[wesfau2]

See all I could offer was free room and board, a boat, bikini babes, fun times and Vic and Angelo's

Oh well.

That's one hell of an offer.

[Saniflush]

See all I could offer was free room and board, a boat, bikini babes, fun times and Vic and Angelo's

Oh well.

You want his face.

[Godfather]

That's one hell of an offer.

Limitations:
Not available in Alaska, face time excluded, bikini babes may not be included in said package, limited time offer, crying baby may be included if booked in July, the titty flop might be in order although that really shouldn't be listed here in limitations, accommodation do not allow hookers, much drinking may be consumed, partying might go into the wee hours, must be booked on a first come first serve basis. Touching of face allowed with extra payment.