I knew it was total bullshit when he said that..."It's a sticker with microscopic computer chips in it" then the caller asked if you could see the computer chips with a naked eye (yes it was a bammer caller), then the sticker guy said that no you couldn't see them but you just know that they're in there.
Then he started bashing Performance Enhancing Drugs (Steriods), naming off the side affects and talking about how illegal they are....at the same time, pimping his Performance Enhancing Stickers (he called 'em that). With these "stickers" being somewhat new on the market, I'm sure the known side affects haven't started popping up.
Right off the bat, if these things are real and not just in your mind that they'll work, your body will start depending on the stickers' computer chips to tell it to repair the parts of the body that you place them on....and if he comes out with some sort of Testosterone Stickers, you should stay the fuck away from them...or just go to Canada and get the Real Testosterone (Tess-120), because it'll be, essentially, the same fucking thing.
Hang on....Hang the fuck on....
I pretended that my Scotch Tape had magical computer chips inside it, that'll make things bigger, I put it on my peepee....it fuckin' grew a full inch. I am not joking. Now I've got 4 1/2". BOOM Mutha Fuckas!!!!! YEAH!!!!!!! I'm quitting my job on Mon. and moving to California, I'm gonna be a pornstar bitches. WOOOOHOOOO!!!! Peace Out LOSERS!!!!